boringer

more than boring.. made by a blonde

Teghan is currently boringer

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Bobbin & Weavin

the act of giving head to a man

My boyfriend wanted sex but I was on the rag so all I could offer him was some Bobbin & Weavin

by cyndi January 13, 2004

borkins

the brand name of computers that Chuck Norris and God use.

Holy crap Ted, my mom got me a Borkins computer for Christmas! It's the shiz - I'm gonna cum in my pants!

by Allah babba December 30, 2010

Borking

Boor-king (state of being) Messing around, wasting time, fucking off, having a laugh.

"Hey, what you doin' there sittin' on the stairs?"

"Oh, just borking."

by Wes Ferguson July 31, 2005

Borking

means fucking boring, bored as fuck, or any other word you see fit to put there.... i prefer fuck

That Andy Danial is so Borking your gonnna have a murder suicide on your hands here soon.

by the bear jew 117 November 9, 2010

bobbin for apples

Find a recently buried dead person of the opposite sex. Then you slit open the ass-hole and make a really big hole. Then you stick your head in and "bob for organs."

Sup dawg, wanna go bobbin for apples tonite!

by Da Been October 4, 2006

boringosity

Unit of measure for how boring something is.

School has a high boringosity.

by Colony October 14, 2003