winding the watch

A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.

where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...

by tackonator May 29, 2012

wanking nostalgic

the act of reminiscing about a bygone era or way of doing things in a manner that elevates oneself and one's experiences, while denigrating those who take an active part in modern events/trends/etcetera

When older generations call younger generations "lazy", "narcissistic", "entitled", and "disrespectful", while insisting that THEY were never that way when they were young, they're doing little more than wanking nostalgic.

"Everything was so much better when I was young. Kids these days are ruining the world/subculture I grew up in."
"Quit wanking nostalgic. Things were plenty fucked-up back then, too, and you know it."

"Back in my day . . ."
"Ignore Grandpa. He's just wanking nostalgic again."

by bellevoix April 11, 2014

Wikking

Wikking is quickly messaging someone when battery falls under 5%.

Boy A: "Whoa dude I rekaly need to tell yuo soemthing"
Boy B: "What's with the typos?"
Boy A: "CAN'T AFFORD CORRECTUNG!! I'M WIKKING"

by FewMomentsOfWisdom July 10, 2015

wankingpuff

1. What Donald Trump is.

2. Someone who is acting stupid/idiotic/ignorant/mean/etc.

3. A person who can't get a girlfriend/boyfriend and masturbates instead.

Person 1: "John is being such a wankingpuff today."
Person 2: "I know right, I asked him to do one thing for the group project and he didn't do it."

Another example
Person 1: "That nigga's such a wankingpuff!"
Person 2: "That's Donald Trump..."
Person 1: "I know lmao"
Person 2: "lmao"

by CovertGaming September 3, 2016

winning over

Starting from the top of the head down to the toes, one is covered in semen.

"Stay still, I'm going to win you over."
"Dad won over mom last night."
" 'It's EVERYWHERE' ... 'Yeah, I'm winning you over."
"Winning over your face"

by Jessibel.2727 April 10, 2017

Wanking Island

A wanking island (wan-king Ile-land) is a place that a complete moron should be sent to or is already on for his stupidity.

I wish Donald Trump would just be quiet on his own little wanking island.

by "Cunting Fuckpump" June 4, 2017

wanking his nugget

giving a handjob to someone with a small dick

"how was last night with bill"
"i was almost caught wanking his nugget"

by penislicker25 August 17, 2017