Two Weeks

Two Weeks

(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.

Dude #1: Twooooo weeeeeksss! (while saying this, he discreetly points his thumb in her direction)

Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks

by Mr Bob Lavender July 10, 2022

Varney weeks syndrome

One who is slow moving and lazy. This disease makes you sleep at your desk at work. Its also called african two legged tortoise disease.

That man is lazy as fuck. He has been diagnosed with varney weeks syndrome

by Donkeypox July 21, 2022

Link Weekend

The word the hip and happening Sups uses for a long weekend

I'm out. But there's a link weekend to see all you buggers.

by Rando123456 August 5, 2022

The Weekend

THE WEEKEND IS FOR FAKE ASS FANS. LIKE BRO ITS THE WEEKND.

Person 1 : Yo bro do u listen to the weekEnd?
Person 2 : ITS THE WEEKND

by IM SWAG STAY JELAOUS January 19, 2023

The Weekend of Jill

Jill is a name used in a group setting when you can’t remember everyone’s name so you call everyone Jill. Established the weekend of March 4th, 2023 in Rockaway Beach, OR.

You’re new to a group of 8-9 people and you forget names and refer to everyone as Jill. “Hey Jill, do you want to go on a hike?” “Hey Jill, I love your swimsuit! “Hey Jill, do you want to go to the meat outlet?!” “The weekend of Jill was so fun!”

by Sades90porter March 15, 2023

phat weekend

A weekend of more than 2 days. Optimally there are three or four days off together.

Amy couldn’t wait to use the phat weekend for a quick getaway to the beach. She was going to invite her crew!

by Whitword March 24, 2023

Boys Weekend

Something Ethan's all around the world LOVE. It's a time to get close and personal and cuddle your best mates on a weekend away at the Kyneton Bushland Resort.

Jayden: Ready for our Boys Weekend away?
Ethan: Yes I'm so horny for all the men out there!
Jayden: Alright mate.

by Ethan Stankic June 19, 2023