Vagin 

The act of a woman presenting her vagina to a man for observational purposes only. Must last only 10 seconds time.

Man: Emily and I were vagin last night
Friend: Yeah, how was it?
Man: Best 10 seconds of my life

Vagin by BrilliantMeisner September 22, 2012

Vagina 

One powerful and quite dangerous device, created by Satan himself, used to control the money and the minds of straight men from all over the world. Combined with a pair of boobs and a nice ass it could be even more evil and unresistable.

Girl: Let's watch Twilight.
Guy: Hell no! That movie is terrible.
Girl: You're such an asshole! You don't get any vagina/pussy tonight.
Guy: LETS WATCH ALL THE TWILIGHT MOVIES!

Vagina by ADuckOnQuack May 5, 2013

Vagina Dentata 

A vagina with teeth. I worry about the sanity of the person who came up with this idea. It is also used to describe a phantasm by which a man is afraid that his lover's sexual organs will irretrievably mutilate his prick.

"For some reason, when he saw the art on the Magic the Gathering card 'Roaring Slagwurm', Alexander was reminded of a Vagina Dentata."

Vagina Dentata by KHD February 16, 2004

Vagina Buzz 

A woman's response an event that leaves her below the belt zone wanting some action. In other words, horny.

Stacie- Are you going out tonight?
Lisa- No, I plan to stay home, watch Titanic and get my Vagina buzz on.

Vagina Buzz by Tpsista December 18, 2008

Vagina Punisher 

one who punishes the vagina.

boy, Andrew is a real vagina punisher.

Vagina Punisher by piffington March 10, 2009

Laser Vagina Surgery 

The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.

Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.

I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.

God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.

Laser Vagina Surgery by Banana Wiggles February 4, 2007

Sandy Vagina 

Politically correct way of saying someone is an irritating cunt.

Marvin, do you need some Midol and Tampax because you are being a sandy vagina today.

Sandy Vagina by Rockingrandma October 14, 2011