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Turd in The Urinal 

Other than its literal definition this term is often used to explain something that is unwanted or unexpected. Most often referring to an unwanted event or guest.

For the literal definition, see: Urinal cookie
Me: My 30 year old brother had a fight with his landlord and has moved back in with me and my dad because of his complete inability to take care of himself.

Friend: Yeah, he sounds like a total turd in the urinal.
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Teacher: what is the definition of jackass

Kid: a idiotic person
Teacher: no it's a mule where did you get that definition

Kid: The urban dictionary

The Unknown Soldier 

When you sit on your "jacking off" wrist for 10-15 minutes until you can't feel your hand anymore, then you proceed to "tame the purple headed yoguart slinger." The numbness of your hand makes it feel as though it wasn't really you.
"My hand was so numb that I didn't feel it at all, it was the unknown soldier who was getting me off I swear!"

The Ultimate Question

The Ultimate Question is a constantly changing question based on who is asking it and who is being asked. The reason for this is because every person is different and every person's Ultimate Question is, subsequently, different.Every person has a diffrent Ultimate Question but i supposed if you asked God "What is the Ultimate Question?" by the time he finished his answer the universe would have imploded and exploded simultaniously and we would all die. So if somebody does figure out the REAL Ultimate Question we would never know because we would all be dead.
Person A: "What is the Ultimate Question?"
Person B: "its 'On Which day of the month is everything free?'"

OR
Person B:"It's the one you just asked."

President of the United States 

Joe Biden

The Used 

A Rad band! They are so fucking awesome
Bert, Quin, Jepha and brandon are the members and their music rox. I LOVE THE USED!!
The Used by *Hannah. August 27, 2005

The University Of Kansas 

The University Of Kansas is a fine institution located in Lawrence, Kansas. KU is known for having a strong Greek system. KU is on most of the top lists for having a greek system. KU attracts more of the affluent and beautiful people from Johnson County, Wichita, Chicago, Minnesota, and other places around the country. Most of the kids that KU pulled girls and had friends in high school. Most of the kids that were rejects and were ugly fucklings in high school attend Kansas state from KC or Wichita or even western kansas, because they have a better chance of getting into a better house at K-State than they would at KU and they are farm boys. At KU, our greek system has the best of the best kids. We don't like any NF GDI pussy creep fucks in our house like K-State. Vineyard Vines, Southern Tide, and T-shirts with greek letters on them are popular on campus, unlike at kstate, where american eagle and overalls are cool. Here at KU we have one of the best bar scenes in the country, where you will see any bar packed from wednesday to saturday. If you are from Kansas City, you will most likely see your reject high school friends who went off to JCCC, Mizzou, Pitt State, and specifically K-State at the hawk on a weekly basis. If they're are any reasonable examples to prove the reasoning of why KU is the best school in the KC metro area, Drive through Mission Hills (where everybody dreams of living when they are adults) and count how many KU flags there are compared to K-State flags.
K-State fan: Yelling EMAW from the Trailer park in Garden City.
The University Of Kansas fan: Yelling Rock Chalk from a Leawood Mansion.