Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

by JCEG November 25, 2006

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

by WonderBlox November 3, 2021

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

by jeff the weirdo November 6, 2021

Split

To beat up

Davis: Don't touch me, my nigga!
Tyrone: Boy you ain't gone do shit.
Davis: Bro, on my shit, don't fucking touch me. Otherwise I'm gonna split 'cho ass right here.

by big_mikevq November 15, 2017

Lesbian Split

Going halvesies on box wine with your bestie and drinking it all in one sitting while cattily gossiping about people you don't like.

"That bitch Rachel really needs to watch her mouth. Did you hear what she said about me today?"
"Nope. Wanna pull a Lesbian Split and talk about?"
"Totally"

by trombonefishjoe January 12, 2024

Split For Life

To leave for the day.

Son i'm bouta split for life this shit is slum.

by Tdog Most savage March 12, 2011

split the rut

Driving on the high part of a dirt road instead of on the worn out spots. Ruts are the holes already created. If you split the rut, you avoid driving in the holes by driving up on the high spots. This avoids undercarriage damage and getting stuck

"this road is washed out, we need to split the rut"

"Uh oh, looks like we need to split the rut"

by Bopeepandsheep June 27, 2021