Socks

A piece of cloth used to suffocate a body part and cause a large amount of sweat to form in order to produce a toxic like substance between toes.

Adam and Eve were in the garden, they ate the apple and then God came down and gave them socks as punishment.

by truely sass February 21, 2018

Socks

I need to get real here chief, if you don't know what a sock is I don't think you're old enough to use the internet

Fun Fact: if you wear sock in reverse the whole universe is wearing your socks except for you

by Rae_Ryuko July 21, 2018

sockstitute

One who trades sexual favors for socks. Boyscout socks are traded for currency among campers across the country. Young girls would kiss or flirt with Boy Scouts at camps in order to acquire their rare, standard-issue socks.

Kate: I used to flirt with Boy Scouts at my camp in order to get their socks.

Lou: You were a sockstitute?!?! Weird flex, but ok...

by HottieDownTheHall November 4, 2018

socksophobia

We say socksophobia when someone has a creepy obsession over a bear socks. This symptom is caused when someone gets a brainwash by fortnite normies

Ashley: I love socks!
Me: You have socksophobia!

by Wooshi Woochi Woomchi December 12, 2018

Socksam

Compulsive masturbater

Sam saw drake and said you socksam.

by yobihhhhh January 2, 2019

Shockswift hair

Like the most lovely thing u will see in this word even better than sex and thicc curves like pokimane.

Did u see Shockswift hair its better than that girl last night.

by Smugboyieie January 6, 2019

Slacks

Tattooed artistry that covers the legs, as “sleeves” are tattoos that cover the arms.

Bro is sooooo tatted up bro! He’s got full sleeves AND slacks!

by THExREALxTACO January 13, 2019