sebastian glasses

For a near-sighted hoe who can’t see shit

A: What are those?
B: Sebastian glasses duh
A: Damn, you blind asf

by y0u’r3_b1in6 December 20, 2021

<.7.6.9.6.>Andy Samberg Sameverg And Sebastian Johann Bach Aresesisa From THe Same Genus<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.6.9.6.>Andy Samberg Sameverg And Sebastian Johann Bach Aresesisa From THe Same Genus<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Sebastian

A handsome man with a heart of gold. May be short but his temper is not.
MEANT TO BE with a woman (or other) starting with F,L or A

Sebastian you short mf

by Guruofloveandstuff June 2, 2022

Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'"

Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'"

Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Sebastian

A bloody sexy unit. He's hella cute and goofy. Anytime he posts anything, you're heart jumps out of your ass. He ages like fine wine and got a 30 inch horse cock-hot with a beard and without. Find yourself a Seb and never let him go.

Look at Sebastian, he is might fine.

by Hahaha123cookies November 22, 2021

Sebastian

A young male who is usually an aspiring project manager, however continuously falls under the addiction of Tetris while working. Usually is always down to the last straw, but always ends up finding another one under his desk. With a switch dock.

Sebastian is hard at work.

by FullTimeEmployee January 24, 2024

Sebastian Navarro

Sebastian Nevarro is the best man. The best boyfriend in the world that is the sexiest thing ever

Yo you know sebastian? Yea man i do that’s the sexiest man alive bro. Sebastian Navarro is the best person ever man.

by Aniya Ann Carter May 2, 2022