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Robert Carpenter

An absolute bum Lord.
Spends his entire life playing video consoles that half the world has not heard of and claims he is the best when playing with his friends, who barely know the game.

A drunken homo who thinks he is living the dream, but spends his money down the same pub drinking with the same people every night after a pathetic day's work.
He generally sleeps in the van hanging from the night before because he fucking useless.
In fact he is not any good when he is sober hence the drinking, because facing the reality of being a loser is to much for a person of his weakness.

A frail and scared little man that could fall over at the sight a door mouse.
Can't really see the point of this creature.

Guess they broke the mould with this ridiculous being.

If you come across one, just ignore it, it has nothing to offer you at all.

Would rather talk to road kill.
Oh dear there's a Robert carpenter.
Keep walking
by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019
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A fine old man that played tony stark who died in endgame and made me cry my eyes out. He’s also someone who had the same voice since he was 20
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