war paint

facial cosmetics, facial makeup(from the facial paint that was sometimes worn by Native Americans)

She forgot to put on her war paint again.

by The Return of Light Joker November 8, 2007

War Paint

Noun. Make-up, Facial cosmetics

"I have to put on my war paint before I go off to school."

by Nathalie Marcom December 28, 2005

Jizzy-Shit Paint

The concept of Jizzy-Shit Paint first appeared in a UN directive, aimed at providing an affordable and renewable source of paint for poorer nations. Scientists believed that a combination of whale semen and horse shit could be used to paint the walls of peoples homes at minimal cost. Plans were to create factories where the jizz and shit would be sucked out of the animals involved and emptied into large vats. However, when Kofi Annan got wind of the idea, he reportedly addressed the individuals involved with the line: "Damn, you motherfuckers are crazy, who's gonna want a house that smells of Whale Queef?!!"

I really question Bobby's interior design techniques...I mean, I'm all for minimalism, but his choice of Jizzy-Shit Paint gives the room an oppressive stench.

by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007

pinterest

A website that allows users to post and share activities that they enjoy; such as recipes, clothing, etc. essentially 4chan
for ladies.

My girlfriend is WAY into pinterest recently. I don't get it. They don't even have a section for hentai!

by J.J. the radical October 4, 2012

Four-Pint-Night

A midweek night out, usually spent in a single bar or public house. Unlike more elaborate nights on the town, the Four-Pint is a casual get together of friends or work colleagues and drinking proceeds at a slow pace. Four-Pint-Nights are designed to avoid hangovers the next day.

"Hey, mate. Fancy a drink Wednesday?

"Would love to, but I've got work the next day."

"Don't worry, it'll just be a four-pint-night."

by medieval goat May 12, 2010

I'd Paint That

A phrase describing an object or person that is so artsy or perfect looking that you would take the time to paint it.

"You see that chick over there? I'd paint that."

by spiderwithabaldspot November 8, 2009

paintball

paintball..
a sport by many people, and known by ALMOST All
it is a growing sport that among the easiest and funnest to play
it IS NOTTTT, i repeat NOTT, for just rich kids, for those of us who think it is some rich fucks, ppl of all ages and all races and ALL types of income can play the game.
it is one of the safest sports when played right and reffed right.
people can play at all types of levels in all type of game play,it is even used in training
so for all of those douche fuck who think it isnt anythign like what i said, well then go play for day and will say " shit, im a dumbass, that kid was right, this was fun and really cheap.

ALL of my friends own a paintball marker..
EVERYONE that i kno knows about piantball

by LG March 1, 2005