One can give another premature egradulations, if the person congratulates the other before they have achieved set goal.
by redrob16 December 9, 2012
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by Alexander Bladez December 21, 2012
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When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
Friend 1: Bro! Bring the chicken and waffle flavored potato chips in here and let's eat some, but save the other half for later tonight.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
by Cucs March 21, 2013
Get the Premature Esnackulation mug.Describes a phenomenon that happens to the majority of people in a conversation. The first few words that come out of the persons mouth are positive, followed by negative statements. You only remember the first 2 words or so, and ignore the negative words. Thereby giving that person the benefit of the doubt due to most people's inability to recall words or statements past the first few that were said.
He said "I Love You" and the everything else he said was a blur. I thought he said I was too skinny and needed to eat more, but I can't be sure.
Sounds like he gave you the Primacy Factor
Sounds like he gave you the Primacy Factor
by pfactor May 25, 2013
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Clever friend: "Sounds like a premature carjackulation."
Clever friend: "Sounds like a premature carjackulation."
by pseudonympth September 19, 2013
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Dude, I totally jinxed the Toronto Maple Leafs by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!
by AverageMan December 8, 2013
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