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planking

to lay face down flat with nose on ground and arms by your side to resemble a plank of wood. Not to be confused with a suprised planker or an hopeful homo planker. Extreme planking is the performance of planking in a dangerous or illegal place i.e on a police car or sign or high ledge.

To perform a suprised planker simply sneak up on a planking person and jam/stick any number of fingers into their asshole.
A hopeful homo planker is one who planks in the hope of becoming a surpised planker i.e lays down to plank well knowing and hoping to have fingers pushed against their asshole.
Guy 1; why is that guy lying face down
Guy 2; he is performing the art of planking

example 2;
Guy1; man that guy is lying on a police car
Guy2; yea he an extreme planker
by aidanb77 June 19, 2011
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plonk

A bad photo with no redeeming features.

Can be used as a verb to mean taking a photo with zero effort or thought behind it.
"Wow, I can't believe that plonk got so many upvotes on r/analog."

"Yeah, they really plonked that one."
by skilletzzz November 19, 2018
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plinky

adj
desribes a state where plink has been achieved by a person or action often following self-gratification.
I bashed one off last night and felt proper plinky afterwards
by Big Jim December 19, 2003
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Wank plank

A thin-necked, floyd rose wielding guitar, built exclusively for shredding and other high speed guitar playing.

ie. Ibanez Jems, Esp, Superstrats etc...
Dude, Steve Vai's pink wank plank is sexy!! He can play 40 notes per second!!!!!
by Larocs March 23, 2007
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Plonker

Plonker:
Person of Little Or No Knowledge and Electrical Retarded
Ever got an Electrical shock because of sheer stupidty,therefore you are a PLONKER
by Moodygeezer May 27, 2009
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Plank

Intended as an insult, used to describe a person who might be slightly stupid/dim. Irish slang for 'moron'
Person1: Hi... This... is... my... first... time...in... Japan... How... are... you... all...?
Person2: Ya plank, most of the people here speak English!
by SlashWraith March 15, 2009
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Planking

To lie down on your stomach on a surface with pointed toes and arm's straight beside you.
That was an awesome plank dude. Lets do some more planking.
by Leen.94 June 10, 2011
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