Martini Homerun

The act of a male having intercourse with a female proceeded by said female licking the male's ass followed by anal sex with the female and then having her suck your dick until you are about to bust a nut at which time you pull out of her mouth and shoot your load as far across the room as possible. (never follow up with a kiss unless you are a real dirtbag)

Whoa buddy, I got a Martini Homerun last night and busted my nut right outta the park!!

by The Dream Breaker December 12, 2007

Martin Bowl

A county wide football game held between Martin County High School Tigers and South Fork High School Bulldogs and winner is that years reigning champ.

Dude 1: You going to the Martin Bowl?
Dude 2: Course, the whole county goes to that!

by 772bro August 20, 2011

Martini Dick

Rich people don't want that poor people dick, they want that martini dick. Martini sugar is placed around the penis then an umbrella is stuck in the urethra.

Mr. Gates wanted that martini dick so bad he made a watch worth $10,000.

by GoosyGooseMcGoossinberg March 30, 2015

austin martin

How dumbasses refer to Aston Martin.

"Hey Jim, look at that sweet Austin Martin over there! Woo!"

by resident hamster June 4, 2008

Georgia Martin

Hoe Hoe Hoe sends nudes to everyone. really hot but talks to too many boys and sticks her ass out too much says she doesnt talk to boys and she doessnt. needs to have her first hookup bc she talks shit and hasnt even kissed a boy ummmmm yeah attention seeking and says she fat when she not and yeah cool peep

theres Georgia Martin oh surprise her ass is out

by hipsdontlie1234 February 27, 2017

Bald Martin

Bald Martin: Is a legend that has a stepson named morgz and bald martin is kinda thicc too. also is bald and hot.

Bald Martin was left outside in the freezing cold by his stepson morgz during the infamous pause challenge.

by Noah Low February 6, 2020

Doc Martins

Boots worn by serious motherfuckers.

Characters by the yellow lace that runs around the edge of the show, worn by punks and skinheads.

White laces= Racist Skinhead
Red Races= Anti- Racist Skinhead
Black= Punk

Just as gangstas have their bling bling, punks and skins have their steelcaps, the boots are made for walking, fighting, and protecting your feet in the pit, if you see someone in a white shirt, red 1/2" braces, and Levi 501s tucked into docs, you better fucking watch your shit.

Guy on street: Look at that skin struttin his docs.

by Andrew Apocolypse January 10, 2005