Muff

Muffins of any sorts from Grandview Stauf’s Coffee Roasters.

“Hey tab, what kind of muff did that guy get?”
“Oh, Olivia it was a cappacino muff.”
“Cool.”

by Muffenthusiasts April 26, 2019

Ladies Muff Pistol

A pistol to be hidden in one's vagina

Is that a ladies muff pistol or do you have an erection?

by Genitalia Armorer November 9, 2010

Muff

Muff is a term used in hockey when a player shoots the puck very weakly on net, when a player passes the puck softly and the other team intercepts it, or if a player throws a terrible saucer pass.

Mike muffed the puck to the other team, and they went down the ice and scored.

Kyle muffed the puck on net, and it was an easy save for the goalie.

by Judder90 March 8, 2009

rabbit muff

noun. any instance of good-looking women on television, during televised sporting events.

While watching the soccer game, there was tonnes of rabbit muff in the crowd.

by Anthony July 30, 2008

Muffalo

A big fat, whore- usually seen wearing cowboy boys, chaps, and a cowboy hat. Muffalo cites completely ridiculous and often fictional instances of sexual encounters. Upon looking at the Muff, vicious and monstruous images of a Buffalo's coat are planted in the imagination of the viewer. Since one cannot live after an encounter with the Muffalo, graphic encounters have not yet been documented.

Foster got a blowjob from Muffalo.

by YourMother April 25, 2005

daggy muff nuggets

Little bits of toilet paper left in th eanus

"Ryan had some mad daggy muff nuggets

by Greta Elizabeth November 17, 2006

Mufasa

A women's retaliation to a Simba. When it's that time of the month she randomly wipes period blood on her male partner's forehead. Then loudly proclaims "Mufasa". Then in utter disgust he starts to shake violently. Muttering the name Mufasa over and over again.

"Your husband hasn't been himself lately." -Female neighbor-

"Oh, he thought he was funny and gave me a Simba during sex. So I gave him a Mufasa to pay him back."-Wife-

"Oh is that why he's been sitting in the corner crying? When will boys learn, women fight dirty." -Female neighbor-

by 210SaChic November 5, 2012