handful-of-jacks

1. When a male strokes his penis up and down, slow at first but soon speeds up until he shoots his load. Normally onto a stroke book

2. A male getting himself off with his own hand

3. To jack-off, jerk-off or beat your meat.

1. While looking at my favorite jerk-off magazine, I played five card draw with handful-of-jacks.

2. I played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks all over my keyboard again.

3. After getting cock blocked at the bar by Mr. Jock, I once again went home and played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks.

by Mister jack Fister January 6, 2009

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson, an innocent man who has done nothing but help save children's lives, and is the victim of evil.

Michael Jackson is 100% innocent, and we KNOW it.

by Sofia April 10, 2005

jacksie punch

almost a fisting but only minor penetration to the cake hole

the bastard was whining like a fucking sheila so I invested in a jacksie punch

by Rooster January 19, 2004

jackspecticeye

Jackspecticeye is the best YouTube you'll meet,he yells a lot,his real names Sean(look it up) and he's funny as fuck. Jack got his name from a spectic eye he had,did I mention he's Irish? Jackspecticeye is friends with markaplier,pewds etc

Fan girl: OMG JACKSPECTICEYE IS HOT
guy: jackspecticeye is awesome with his Irish accent

by Brown town 113 May 6, 2015

Andrew Jackson

the seventh president, war hero, loved by many, hated by more. his actions caused so much harm and damage to the united states. many people like him because of all the stuff he did but if you actually went to class in high school you would know he was just a little bitch. he didn’t take and responsibility for his actions. he just dumped them all on Martin van Buren

i hate andrew jackson
i know he sucks

by zocarra April 22, 2019

Josh Jackson

That friggin annoying ugly one from Fringe! The one that can't act and the one that should go shag Olivia and then die of death. He doesn't deserve to come from canada because his mentally deranged father (in Fringe) blew on a girl's fanny in a fanfic.

Josh Jackson in hospital
"Olivia I lov-" *beeeeeeep*

by squishy_cullen April 12, 2009

bo jackson

god.

see also: greatest human ever, living or dead.

bo jackson?

bo knows.

by DoctoRUMS October 29, 2005