Goon Following

The act of following someone because you’re thirsty

“Bro stop goon following her on Instagram, you only started liking her hiking posts because she posted one selfie.”

Goon Following by Ø_ø May 12, 2026

goon juice

a very liquidy form of special cream that occurs when you goon too much in quick succession

I came 67 or 41 times and now my cream is goon juice.

goon juice by UserPerson38832830 May 14, 2026

Goon Glue

Semen

I went over to his house and his pc was crusty, all covered in goon glue. it was nasty

Goon Glue by Grimlong May 28, 2026

Goon Machine Gun

An individual that goons and then has multiple orgasms in quick precise succession. They shoot ropes in a way is rapid and repeated.

I just goon machine gunned like crazy.

Goon Machine Gun by Mitch (Muscleman) Sorenstein June 2, 2026

Goon mobile

A white shitbox vehicle or very luxury vehicle used not for gooning but daily use or tomfoolery, owned by someone who insist on calling it the goon mobile and will die on that hill.

p1 "Dude where are you?"
p2 "getting gas for the goon mobile"

p1 "you drive an Acura"
p2 "did I stutter?"

Goon mobile by owner of the edge landing June 11, 2026

Goon Cave Soldier

A goon cave soldier is a person who is dedicated to goon warfare and extreme gooning within his lair, the goon cave. Think of the special forces of gooning. The goon cave is the gooners lair, with the preferred goon workstation set up and minimalistic sleeping option like a hammock, mattress on the floor or hammock. Full focus, zero distraction, primed for gooning functionality

Man, Alex is a true goon cave soldier! His setup is sick, but bro sleeps in a hammock.

Goon Cave Soldier by AbuAbiad July 1, 2026

party goon 

Someone of higher class who is renowned for hosting lavish parties and events and has a reputation for having knowledge of all bars, clubs and spots around the area.

Look at Rafa, he’s such a party goon, no one in college throws parties like him.

party goon by Dr. Douglas July 4, 2021