Definitions by AbuAbiad

Goon Cave Soldier

A goon cave soldier is a person who is dedicated to goon warfare and extreme gooning within his lair, the goon cave. Think of the special forces of gooning. The goon cave is the gooners lair, with the preferred goon workstation set up and minimalistic sleeping option like a hammock, mattress on the floor or hammock. Full focus, zero distraction, primed for gooning functionality

Man, Alex is a true goon cave soldier! His setup is sick, but bro sleeps in a hammock.

Goon Cave Soldier by AbuAbiad July 1, 2026

Maschara Auto 

A car that is not an instagram asset and considered a piece of shit car, especially by instagram whores and wannabe influencers from Berlin Lichterfelde district who live in a studio apartment but pretend to be loaded in public. Often an Maschara Auto is spit on and the owner is classified as a tool.

Look Mandy, this is a total Maschara Auto - what a piece of shit, I would never date this tool. He is short too....

Maschara Auto by AbuAbiad January 16, 2022