Fake couch lifter 

A person when asked by a friend or associate to provide assistance with some task, agrees to help, shows up and then fakes his assistance by utilizing deception with the expectation of garnering thanks but providing no actual effort towards the task in hand.

Fred, the Fake Couch Lifter, showed up the other day to help us move house. When it came to moving the couch, he reached under the couch but did not exert any energy, thus giving an erroneous impression that he was helping to lift the couch

Fake couch lifter by Sparticus Freeholdius May 7, 2009

Facespionage

Spying on people using Facebook, similar to Myspying.

"Dude I'm so bored, I'm just doing some Facespionage to kill some time."

Facespionage by Tarvioli March 17, 2010

fake shower

provides a good sercure outlet when you are staying at someone else's house and feel the need to masterbate

I stayed at Hans' house for the weekend and on the third day I had to take a fake shower to rub one out.

fake shower by jbuti September 27, 2010

Facespam 

E-mail that you don't want to read because it's just notifications from Facebook but you have to otherwise you'll keep thinking you have important unread email.

Person 1: Whoa dude you have a lot of contacts.
Person 2: No it's just Facespam.
Person 1: Oh. That sucks.
Person 2: Dude! My girlfriend broke up with me via Facespam!
Person 1: Oh, damn it...are you Mark Zuckerburg in disguise?

Facespam by aman13 January 22, 2011

fake tan 

a substance that allows you to make your skin tanner

skye used fake tan

fake tan by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Fake ass friend 

Someone who is so fake it's unbelievable. Also they do not care about who made them and gave them friends. Basically they are not loyal to you!

Yo that guy is a "fake ass friend" he called me a gangbanger after everything I have done for him

Fake ass friend by Gangbanger107 June 30, 2017

Fake Beef 

When the views are gettin' low, so you need to bring them up again with some 'drama.'

Jake Paul just started some fake beef, again.

Honestly, I'm not surprised. He always has some kind of fake beef goin' on.

Fake Beef by Wackoduudle May 15, 2018