some fake ass hoe that says shit like "Waddup nigga" when she's whiter than bleached baby powder and walks around with big ass nails as long as their list of one night stands (long af).
There hair is plastic and is really shiny because its fake (obviously)
has a skirt shorter than the time it took for them to lose their virginity and looks older than their rich druggie parents because of all the makeup everyday.
They usually have two ID card because they look so different without makeup
Everyone pretends to love them but deep down they wish they were dead
usually have silicone ass and tits because they naturally have none
obsessed with fucking mirror selfies half naked and usually are trying so hard to look skinny
thinks that people think they are hot or cute just because they be commenting on their IGs
There hair is plastic and is really shiny because its fake (obviously)
has a skirt shorter than the time it took for them to lose their virginity and looks older than their rich druggie parents because of all the makeup everyday.
They usually have two ID card because they look so different without makeup
Everyone pretends to love them but deep down they wish they were dead
usually have silicone ass and tits because they naturally have none
obsessed with fucking mirror selfies half naked and usually are trying so hard to look skinny
thinks that people think they are hot or cute just because they be commenting on their IGs
look at that fake ass felicia
look at dem fake ass hoes
dem niggas think they black but they fake ass white hoes
look at dem fake ass hoes
dem niggas think they black but they fake ass white hoes
by haz and jaz August 30, 2017
Fake liberal is someone who defends the rights of one group of people to discriminate the rights of other groups. One example is modern feminist organizations who defend the rights of Islamists to practice Sharia while ignoring their misogyny & xenophobia.
You practice fake liberalism by defending the rights of Muhammad to abuse his wife Fatima and hate his Jewish neighbour Moses.
'Pinkwashing' in the context of defending Muslim human rights violated by westerns is a word used by Fake Liberal LGBT . Hiding statistics of crimes committed by Muslims in western countries is fake liberalism.
The EU is headed by fake liberals.
'Pinkwashing' in the context of defending Muslim human rights violated by westerns is a word used by Fake Liberal LGBT . Hiding statistics of crimes committed by Muslims in western countries is fake liberalism.
The EU is headed by fake liberals.
by Sindish September 10, 2018
A phrase used by someone who has absolutely no knowledge of World Wrestling Entertainment or professional wrestling in general. People who use this phrase cannot tell the difference between scripted and fake.
Person 1: "Why do you watch wrestling? You realize WWE is fake, right?"
Person 2: "Actually, WWE is scripted just like any other television show is scripted".
Person 2: "Actually, WWE is scripted just like any other television show is scripted".
by P1775 July 28, 2013
Well, in my case it would be almost everyone on MySpace. People who join your page and don't even say anything to you at all and yet, they wanna be your friend.
Makes no sense.
Makes no sense.
When someone joins your page whereever it maybe and doesn't talk to you or does tlk to you and after a while, deletes you for no reason. That's a fake friend.
by jeremyrennerfan April 03, 2009
When the current day's date matches the false date of birth on your fake ID. Not knowing your fake birthday will lead to a tricky encounter with a store clerk.
*Underage kid equipped with a fake ID enters grocery store with intent on illegally buying beer. He is unaware that his fake birthday falls today. He picks up beer and places it on the counter*
Clerk - "You have ID"
Kid - " Yeah, right here"
Clerk - "Great, can I take a look?"
*kid gives ID to the clerk. Clerk takes a look*
Clerk - "this will do...Oh! Happy birthday!"
Kid - "What the fuck? It's not my birthday."
WOOOOOPS. NO BEER FOR THE KID. SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HIS FAKE BIRTHDAY.
Clerk - "You have ID"
Kid - " Yeah, right here"
Clerk - "Great, can I take a look?"
*kid gives ID to the clerk. Clerk takes a look*
Clerk - "this will do...Oh! Happy birthday!"
Kid - "What the fuck? It's not my birthday."
WOOOOOPS. NO BEER FOR THE KID. SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HIS FAKE BIRTHDAY.
by cbb33 January 21, 2010
by xLnt December 09, 2003
someone who is there for you and has you believing that they are your friend and then they ditch you completely. for some stupid guy who just wants in their pants.
that lauren is some fake friend.
by nunyobuissness94 April 17, 2010