Facespam 

E-mail that you don't want to read because it's just notifications from Facebook but you have to otherwise you'll keep thinking you have important unread email.

Person 1: Whoa dude you have a lot of contacts.
Person 2: No it's just Facespam.
Person 1: Oh. That sucks.
Person 2: Dude! My girlfriend broke up with me via Facespam!
Person 1: Oh, damn it...are you Mark Zuckerburg in disguise?

Facespam by aman13 January 22, 2011

Facespam  

A type of Facebook application which prompts you to invite or add more friends in order to use the application or view quiz results.

Facespam-ed
When a friend on your list chooses you as one of their 15 (out of 300) friends that will enable them to use this application.

If it is not contained; it may spread and cause the demise of Facebook.

P1 - "I hate facespam! Now I will never know `what dog I should own!`"
P2 - "I know exactly what you mean! I get Facespamed by this girl I knew in grade two all the time!"
P3 - "Really? Send them to me I want to get rid of a few people on my list! I will facespam them to Death!"
*... awkward pause...*
P3 - "Too far?"
P1+P2 - "Beyond."

Facespam by LilMissHousewife January 31, 2008

Facespam 

A notorious group of organized criminals known for their tyrannical and mischievous Facebook mannerism. Similar to the Mafia, Traids and Yakuza but on Facebook.

Yeah Facespam just murked my picture I got 1337 notifications when i got home.

Facespam by Creepah Joe December 16, 2008

Facepam 

Applicable to a girl named Pam who does the facepalm action while saying "facepalm"

Epic fail moments with a girl named Pam

Pam: Wait! I don't get it!
Everyone: OMG FACEPAM!!!

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Pam: Wait, what? Wait, wait!! Explain! What??
Everyone: OHMYGOD FACEPAM.

Facepam by Cozie November 18, 2010

Facespacetube Dick 

Someone who spends all their time on either Facebook, Myspace, or Youtube, only to come to you the next day to share the "exciting" new features or uploads.

Guy 1: Oh man, did you go on youtube yesterday?
Guy 2: Yah, for a little.
Guy 1: Holy crap man, there was like a new Viral Video that came out at 5:30, a new (insert youtube star name here) video at 8, and I found a sick new channel!
Guy 2: Jesus christ, calm down. You are such a Facespacetube Dick.
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Guy 1: Dude it's like a disease. I think i'm a Facespacetube dick!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I was on facebook for 4 hours just realoading the page, and youtube for 5!
Guy 2: You totally are.

Facespacetube Dick by BS-man November 3, 2009

faceslamming 

Like facesitting, this act involves the application of a woman's vagina and bottom to a prone man's face for pleasure and/or domination.

Unlike facesitting, faceslamming involves the woman straddling the man's head and then bringing her ass down hard on the man's face. Smothering, grinding down, or continuing to violently bounce-fuck his head can follow.

Care should be taken to avoid performing this act, especially on a hard surface, as it can easily lead to the man being knocked out by the woman's slamming ass.

Paul: I don't wanna sound like I was listening in on you, man, but damn... your bed was squeaking like crazy last night. You were really giving it to her, huh?

Alex: Well, she did fuck me later... But all that squeaking you heard? She was faceslamming the hell out of me.

Paul: ... Whoa.

faceslamming by NaughtySteph July 18, 2011

facespace 

noun; verb; the combination of the two most popular networking sites frequently visited by today's most self-absorbed-nothing-better-to-do teenagers and adults attempting to hold on to their youth.

I'm so bored, wanna go on facespace?
Leave me alone I'm facespacing.
etc.

facespace by kim rusch June 20, 2006