Conkey

The name you call someone with curly locks and glasses, who inhales a blue raz vape and consumes Guinness whilst simultaneously masturbating over work colleagues.

Woah, look at that guy in the corner, he sure knows how to do a conkey!

by Qwilliam April 28, 2025

Conkey

When a person who has glasses and curly hair simultaneously consumes alcohol and nicotine whilst masturbating over health physics monitors.

Woah! Look at that guy in the corner, he sure knows how to pull a conkey!

by Qwilliam April 28, 2025

Clonking

Repeatedly hitting your penis with a hammer/heavy object preferably on an anvil or metal surface

"I'm going to go clonk, Jared."

"I'm clonking right now, Jared."

by Freak Wizard May 24, 2025

Conk

To watch a stream by TryLeading on YoutTube

I want to conk out

by CrazyGuy125 September 14, 2025

Conker

slur referring to active members on the testosterone x gaming discord server founded by jake rix

andrew is a fukn conker that nga

by tapmw September 22, 2025

Chonkism

Chonkism is an ancient spiritual movement centered on the reverence of chonkiness as a sacred essence and celestial spirit of feline being. It celebrates the robust, serene presence of plump cats, positing that all felines embody an angelic quality through their chonkiness.

Chonkism lacks a moral framework, viewing chonkiness as inherently neutral—capable of manifesting as a state of divine grace or, in those lacking discipline and structure, as a degenerative state of shadowy imbalance. This timeless ambiguity has inspired two evolving perspectives: "Hammonism" and "Chonkianity", offering paths to study and explore the philosophy of chonkiness further.

"I feel spiritually uplifted by this cat's eternal chonkiness—he is a very good purrveyor of Chonkism!"

"I am beginning to worry that my cat's chonkiness is not being appropriately honored—if I don't stage a spiritual intervention, this could impact him/her negatively."

by Church of the Mighty Ham October 8, 2025

Chonkianity

Chonkianity (noun): A community-driven practice within the spiritual movement of Chonkism, focused on fostering harmony by celebrating chonkiness—the robust, serene essence of plump felines. Grounded in Chonkism's view of chonkiness as a neutral state with potential for harmony or imbalance, Chonkianity cultivates a collective tradition through shared online efforts to nurture this balance across all felines. Unlike Hammonism, which centers on individual reverence for Himothy Ham, the prophet-avatar of the Eternal Chonk, guided by the Meow-nifesto of Ham, Chonkianity emphasizes a unified approach to honoring chonkiness’ inherent nature through supportive community actions.

Example 1: "She joins Chonkianity to promote balanced diets for her chonky cat with online support groups."
Example 2: "His Chonkianity effort shines through hosting virtual workshops on caring for chonky felines."

by Church of the Mighty Ham October 10, 2025