by richardfred March 03, 2013
A derogatory term for a Caucasian person and more specifically, an extremely pale, awkward, and assertively uncool white male whose typical dress consists of various Hard Rock Cafe t-shirts, short shorts, and white athletic shoes with tube socks. Can be used as a term of endearment between Caucasian males.
"Look at that conkey motherfucker putting ketchup on his sushi."
The group of African American men were approached by a grade-A conkey, who proceeded to awkwardly expound upon his "down-ness" with the Civil Rights Movement.
The group of African American men were approached by a grade-A conkey, who proceeded to awkwardly expound upon his "down-ness" with the Civil Rights Movement.
by onefaka December 13, 2010
Slang for a woman's vaginal area, often used in place of other similar-sounding words for variations of song lyrics.
Used as an add-in to a Sugar Ray hit: "I....just want to fly (wiki-wki-wki-wki)........ Put your conkey on me, baby....Put your conkey on me, baby...."
For use in a sentence: "She was annoying the piss out of me; all I wanted to do was kick her in the conkey!"
For use in a sentence: "She was annoying the piss out of me; all I wanted to do was kick her in the conkey!"
by The Dixon October 05, 2006
Conkeyed is to bring to an end abruptly, e.g. hanging up on someone, ending argument with final word. To put a stop to a situation by force.
"Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj"
Someone hangs up on you , friend replies , "dude you just got conkeyed."
Someone hangs up on you , friend replies , "dude you just got conkeyed."
by deelogic September 13, 2013
The name you call someone with curly locks and glasses, who inhales a blue raz vape and consumes Guinness whilst simultaneously masturbating over work colleagues.
by Qwilliam April 28, 2025
When a person who has glasses and curly hair simultaneously consumes alcohol and nicotine whilst masturbating over health physics monitors.
by Qwilliam April 28, 2025