conkey 

only LEGEND can describe this outstandingly awesome name!

He's such a great guy....almost a Conkey...BOOM!

conkey by richardfred March 5, 2013

conkey 

A derogatory term for a Caucasian person and more specifically, an extremely pale, awkward, and assertively uncool white male whose typical dress consists of various Hard Rock Cafe t-shirts, short shorts, and white athletic shoes with tube socks. Can be used as a term of endearment between Caucasian males.

"Look at that conkey motherfucker putting ketchup on his sushi."

The group of African American men were approached by a grade-A conkey, who proceeded to awkwardly expound upon his "down-ness" with the Civil Rights Movement.

conkey by onefaka December 14, 2010

conkey 

Slang for a woman's vaginal area, often used in place of other similar-sounding words for variations of song lyrics.

Used as an add-in to a Sugar Ray hit: "I....just want to fly (wiki-wki-wki-wki)........ Put your conkey on me, baby....Put your conkey on me, baby...."

For use in a sentence: "She was annoying the piss out of me; all I wanted to do was kick her in the conkey!"

conkey by The Dixon October 9, 2006

Conkey 

When a person who has glasses and curly hair simultaneously consumes alcohol and nicotine whilst masturbating over health physics monitors.

Woah! Look at that guy in the corner, he sure knows how to pull a conkey!

Conkey by Qwilliam April 28, 2025

Conkey 

The name you call someone with curly locks and glasses, who inhales a blue raz vape and consumes Guinness whilst simultaneously masturbating over work colleagues.

Woah, look at that guy in the corner, he sure knows how to do a conkey!

Conkey by Qwilliam April 28, 2025

Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj 

Conkeyed is to bring to an end abruptly, e.g. hanging up on someone, ending argument with final word. To put a stop to a situation by force.

"Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj"

Someone hangs up on you , friend replies , "dude you just got conkeyed."

Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj by deelogic September 13, 2013

Coney-catch 

An old time word meaning to swindle, cheat or deceive. See also cony-catcher.

Politicians are unbiased, they’ll coney-catch anybody.

Coney-catch by AKACroatalin March 7, 2019