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Crease Cranker 

That one douche bag on every lacrosse team that rips shot from the top of the crease right at the goalies shins or head. Probably a Junior or Senior who didn’t make varsity because he’s such a dick For some reason they usually go by a name that starts with a J like Jack, Jared, Jake or Jacob.
Goalie: Dude, Jack is such a crease cranker can you tell him to fuck off?
Crease Defenseman: Yeah he rips his shots into my balls sometimes. I think I’m gonnna wack him in the dick with my stick later.
Crease Cranker by DeMSWaGiN15 February 10, 2018
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a slur for robots
*Joe and Mike walk into a toy factory*
J:dude look at that fuckin clanker
M:I know right? like, "beep boop, im a dumb fucking clanker."
Word of the Day on July 25, 2025
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crankpot 

A noun used to label someone who is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Someone who is depressed or angry, and pretty much an all around Bitch.
Raging Alcoholic 1: Did you see that guy just yell at the bartender for putting too much ice in his glass?

Raging Alcoholic 2: Yeah, he is being a total crankpot!
crankpot by Team Crankpot March 7, 2008

Crankthatfrank 

Is a repressed emo because mcr broke up. Don't eat soap. He hates G notes and cant listen to northen downpour. He breaks his blinds because musically exists, and trys not to kill himself watching them. Dont forget to buy his merch ;) (YEE)
You've just been spanked. By crankthatfrank. WHOOO
Crankthatfrank by anonymous August 19, 2017

crankage 

Means something is tuff,or lit.Something you crank with,hyped on or fuck with.
That song is the crankage!

That nigga is crankage!
crankage by guccibuttercup March 12, 2019