Black Boy Basted/Blasted

the equivalent of White Boy Wasted, but less hard.

Juan: The party this weekend is going to be crazy! I’m gonna get hella white boy wasted.
Tyler: I wish I could, but my parents are gonna be home and are gonna be waiting for me. I’m just gonna get black boy basted/blasted, so they don’t suspect anything.

by ohsooriginal June 23, 2019

Greasy Italian Bastard

A smooth talking italian man who constantly lies through his teeth. Constantly lies about players injuries, roster spots, and the development of players.

John Calipari (UK’s mens basketball Coach) is a greasy Italian bastard.

by J.C.J January 25, 2022

Miserable Prick Bastard

Wretchedly unhappy person who is able to be a complete asshole, incessantly annoying. person totally obnoxious and easy to dislike!

Ricker told me he was an "MPB" a miserable prick bastard, I didn't believe him. Now I know what it is I understand it's true.

by exofloanwolf January 11, 2023

OMG you killed Kenny! You bastard

Definition You say it whenever Kenny dies in a episode so every episode or if you see someone named Kenny die

“Someone named Kenny gets shot” OMG you killed Kenny! YOU BASTARD

by Kenny McCormicc April 6, 2023

bastard rule

Used to settle a shotgun dispute, called by the driver. Challenging parties then fight, winner takes shotgun, loser gets the back seat.

Passenger 1: Shotgun!
Passenger 2: Bullshit I called it!
Passenger 1: Fuck off!
Driver: BASTARD RULE!!!

by Robbo351 December 6, 2006

Bastoon

A combination of a stupid bastard and a fucking buffoon.

Bill is a total bastoon, his sex jokes and language totally cock blocked me with Julie last night.

by Panchito Sanchez May 10, 2009

bastoise

this word is an extremly bad insult or used correctly a really good complement.

its pronounced bas-toy-es

Alex: that party last night was awesome!!
Phoenix: yeah, it was proper fuckin' bastoise

Phoenix: Alex your a dickhead for stealin one of ma superkings boi.
Alex: ye fack off mace you fackin bastoise

by ehhhhh dickhead March 7, 2010