Alfie

So called due to the penchant for West Ham FC he shares with the team's only other fan, Alfie Moon of Coronation Street (and even he's fictional!). Worse than his choice of football team is his dress sense, and will often be spotted with a dubious rugby shirt vacuum packed into his jeans. Makes a few pound on the side as Colin Montgomerie's stunt double.

Alfie: Most likely to be heard saying, "Begorrah, begorrah, t'be sure, t'be sure" <rolls eyes>

by Ule Neverwalk Alone December 9, 2008

aliens

something that don't look human, very abnormal, very ugly

i thought i was being shagged by an alien last night then i had a closer look and it was my boyfriend DAZ

by marie August 20, 2003

Howard the Alien

A Metallic alien Created by Youtuber xXFinalFlashXx who dances to little Uzi vert's "Money Longer"

Woah! Did you see Howard the alien?

by You jk it was Patrick leedle July 24, 2018

frog alien

A girl that doesn't really look like a girl but rather like a mutant frog from the depths of space. Is usually very arrogant, egoistic and suffers from narcissistic disorded mainly due to the fact that she looks like a frog, yet can't really live with it.

Pavla is such a Frog Alien, she always looks at me as if she wants to pull her tongue at me and eat me right away as if I was a fly.

by Small Knight January 7, 2009

cloned alien

mad good cloned weed

ill be the one stoned off that cloned alien

by jay May 13, 2005

alien sex fiend

A joint of marijuana laced with PCP.

purple monkey dishwasher

by Dekan May 13, 2004

alien

a kid you hook up with but then find out he is weird and freakish. he jumps on ur friends, cleans things with his shirt off, molests males, and is bipolar.

avoid at alll costs.

that kids reallly hot....

yeah he was until i realized he was an alien

by hhkajbsfkjabsfk July 12, 2010