(Noun). A zombie who seems to have been hiding in your closet and suddenly comes out to eat you.
(Adjective). A person who spends to much time playing videogames in his room.
(Adjective). A person who spends to much time playing videogames in his room.
(Noun). "Dude i was playing Left 4 Dead last night and had to fight tons of Closet Zombies!"
(Adjective). "Dude come hang with us and stop being a Closet Zombie!!"
(Adjective). "Dude come hang with us and stop being a Closet Zombie!!"
by TopHatter June 7, 2009
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Nah, they're not interested in learning anything. They're just a bunch of houseplants and comfort zombies.
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Zombies with pale completion looking for love in all the wrong palaces that walk through asphalt cemeteries. Wear tight jeans and spiky belts and sizers for their Zelda cuts!
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Get the Swag Zombie mug.A person who has lost themselves in the world of Netflix, and lost all contact to the world around him/her, and try to "infect" others by sharing movies and tv-shows they have seen on facebook etc.
by Torai February 2, 2013
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by swampzombiefetish January 23, 2014
Get the swamp zombie mug.A BDCI Zombie/B is any individual who is unconditionally loyal to Drum Corps International and its founders and supporters(qv) and holds an unshakeable belief that the drum and bugle corps activity began at its founding in the early 1970s.
A DCI Zombie may vaguely comprehend some realization that drum and bugle corps and competitions did indeed exist in quantity prior to DCI, but quickly dismisses all pre-1970 corps activity, history and personalities as non-relevant and unimportant.
DCI Zombies are highly protective of their parochiality, and usually any mention of the earlier, pre-DCI massive nationwide Golden Age popularity of drum corps in comparison to the severely-shrunken activity as it currently exists is quickly met with highly-defensive justifications usually based on personal loyalties.
(Also see "The DCI Lie".)
A DCI Zombie may vaguely comprehend some realization that drum and bugle corps and competitions did indeed exist in quantity prior to DCI, but quickly dismisses all pre-1970 corps activity, history and personalities as non-relevant and unimportant.
DCI Zombies are highly protective of their parochiality, and usually any mention of the earlier, pre-DCI massive nationwide Golden Age popularity of drum corps in comparison to the severely-shrunken activity as it currently exists is quickly met with highly-defensive justifications usually based on personal loyalties.
(Also see "The DCI Lie".)
"She tried telling those DCI Zombies that we used to pull 40,000-plus fans every weekend all over the country back in the Golden Age, but they still thought that their 2,000-something was a good crowd."
by GeorgZnaeym August 20, 2006
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