a frog made out of paper who is a scientist and can fly. but he prefers flips. his fav food is veggie/fly lasagna. he lives in Shrek's swamp. he is an orthodontist. he is married to a jelly baby named Matilda. Matilda is a prostitute.
Dr. Frogger Roger Williamson the third is cool because he is a orthodontist who flips and occasionally goes to the zoo.
by Bob Mate the third June 6, 2017
Get the Dr. Frogger Roger Williamson the thirdmug. The act of over-anxiously trying to get to third base with a girl, generally resulting in the abrupt interrupting of coitus.
Man1: How far did you get with Lisa last night?
Man2: Well, I got to second base, but got Thrown out trying to steal third.
Man1: Gotta be more patient next time.
Man2: Well, I got to second base, but got Thrown out trying to steal third.
Man1: Gotta be more patient next time.
by D4Diggz September 24, 2011
Get the Thrown out trying to steal thirdmug. by Yes, yes mam January 3, 2022
Get the Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Juniormug. 1. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement;
2. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement that was funny the first 1,000,000 times it appeared on a tee shirt.
2. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement that was funny the first 1,000,000 times it appeared on a tee shirt.
Man 1: Your tee shirt says "I gave my word to stop at third."
Man 2: Pretty funny, huh?
Man 1: Please kill me.
Man 2: Pretty funny, huh?
Man 1: Please kill me.
by BcozTheNite March 27, 2008
Get the I gave my word to stop at thirdmug. by stevie da beast October 17, 2006
Get the making your third eye crymug. Spouse's third-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
My co-third-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-third-cousin-once-removed-in-lawmug. It's a rule for the range of people you can date.
If you are 99 years old...
99*(2/3)+7 = 73
73 - 99 years is the range of people you can date younger than you.
examples:
10 years = 10-13.6
14 years = 14-16.3
16 years = 16-17.6
18 years = 18-19
20 years = 20-20.3
30 years = 27-30
50 years = 40.3-50
99 years = 73-99
If you are 99 years old...
99*(2/3)+7 = 73
73 - 99 years is the range of people you can date younger than you.
examples:
10 years = 10-13.6
14 years = 14-16.3
16 years = 16-17.6
18 years = 18-19
20 years = 20-20.3
30 years = 27-30
50 years = 40.3-50
99 years = 73-99
by mastermixer March 8, 2011
Get the two-thirds-your-age-plus-sixmug.