Beijing Surprise

When one's significant other puts Poprocks in their mouth immediately before performing oral sex on the other.

Dude, Michelle gave me a Beijing Surprise last night, it was like fireworks on my dick.

by theunicorn August 20, 2012

You’d Be Surprised

When someone makes a guess about something that you know about, and their guess is wrong

“Bro there will be no tings at this party tonight”
“You’d Be Surprised”

by maccam May 10, 2022

trench surprise

When someone comes over in JUST a trench coat on and nothing else underneath.

Lola came over with a trench surprise just for me.

by Sickassname_69 April 22, 2018

alex surprise

When you have a third leg, but your grandpa only finds out from your Facebook picture. Looks like a midget is hibernating between your legs.

Becky needed a wheelchair after experiencing the Alex surprise.

by Theredbullet May 25, 2017

Amish Surprise

When you cum in a food container and don't tell anyone and you wait for them to eat it

I totally left an AMISH SURPRISE in that jar of mayonnaise that Mikiel is putting onto his ham and cheese sandwhich

by lovemuffin69420 May 25, 2023

Bone Surprise

When you find out the prostitute you picked up is actually a man.

Last night, I was on the prowl for a ho and when I found one and started gettin' busy, I got the ol' bone surprise. But I didn't want to waste my money so...

by Jack Monkey Balls February 20, 2010

cc surprise

When someone with a concealed carry permit pulls out their piece on you unexpectedly.

Joe: So I hear you are going PC / Liberal lately with all this Happy Holiday stuff instead of Merry Christmas. Pretty soon you will be doing some of that Kumbaya shit with the Bern.

Caryn: Oh yea? How PC does this look Jethro! (pulling the piece from her bra).

Joe: Damn girl! You didn't have to do the CC surprise on me. Go back to your Fox news watching.

by Your Eminence March 27, 2016