2 definitions by Theredbullet

When you have a third leg, but your grandpa only finds out from your Facebook picture. Looks like a midget is hibernating between your legs.
Becky needed a wheelchair after experiencing the Alex surprise.
by Theredbullet May 26, 2017
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When your genital area has a skullet, so then the carpets really do match the drapes.
Hope my girlfriend likes my James surprise. She seems to like my haircut, so I don't see why not
by Theredbullet May 24, 2017
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