Colonial spring

A bout of warm, springlike weather toward the end of winter; the opposite of an Indian summer.

I think we ought to dub this period of unseasonably warm weather a 'Colonial spring' because:

1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.

by BornBlitzed February 24, 2017

spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break

“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”

by HJay November 20, 2023

Denham springs freshman high

the worst school u could ever gon too. some kid brough heroin once .. all the white kids ghetto asf and act like wannabe gansters , aint met a single kid who aint racist , theres a fight everyday . and kids get caught fuckin n the bathrooms everyother week . full of drug heads and writings all over the bathroom stalls , and spray paint all over the building b/c the walls got vandillized . oh and lets not forget to mention half the kids get expelled

denham springs freshman high? wannabe baton rouge

by fuckdenhamandfuckhogan January 30, 2022

coochie springs

RHEC- raise hell eat cornbread

BBB-big booty bitches

Those big ass bitches that are ugly dont they go to coochie springs aka cold springs

by yeetbham October 26, 2018

Spring Cleaning

When you shout Mom/Dad right after climaxing on your stomach and cleaning as quickly as possible before the walk in.

Alex: yo my mom caught me while I was spring cleaning

Max: awe shit dude

by Fantastic404 October 12, 2018

The spring yard zone

Sex

But in sonic terms

Guy:Hey baby we should go to your place and go into the spring yard zone, I'mma be springing you all night

Girl: can you spindash in my special ring?

Guy: okay, get ready to handle my knuckle(s)

by MattIGuess August 8, 2024

Dutch spring roll

When you’re aboard a flight and the flight attendant farts as they walk by you during the safety presentation

After my flight was delayed for an hour, and I finally reached my assigned seat, the flight attendant gave us a Dutch spring roll on the house.

by airblimpy August 29, 2025