A form of the government brainwashing children into learning useless info, and to show us how america is the greatest thing in life. The teachers are usually middle aged people who had no other choice, or old ass people who are nice. Next time you see that teacher walking down the hall way, tell them thanks. They get paid a small amount and do the same stuff over and over until retirment.
Anyways,
School is forced, so dont skip for more than 10 days. I was counted truant for missing 8 days. I begged them to fix it but NOPE! Anyways, it was solved:) So dont think about missing.
School means other kids are there, so that means friends. But there are people who have something going on to the point where they just HAVE to bully you.
Most kids are up for new friends, but some arent.
Girls. scary.
boys. Nasty.
which are both good, just be carefull around girls lol.
AND HO DEE HO DEE HOOO, YOU CANT USE LOL IN AN ESSAY, FUCK ME
speaking of essays, you should invest your money into a fake hand, your real ones gonna fall off sooner or later.
and btw, dont walk into the middle school bathrooms during 5&6th period, because that "random condom" you saw in the trash was really a smuggle job. and oh yeah, that means kids fuck eachother. Well, they put it on and just kiss. yup. Well atleast in MY old middle school they did.
Anyways,
School is forced, so dont skip for more than 10 days. I was counted truant for missing 8 days. I begged them to fix it but NOPE! Anyways, it was solved:) So dont think about missing.
School means other kids are there, so that means friends. But there are people who have something going on to the point where they just HAVE to bully you.
Most kids are up for new friends, but some arent.
Girls. scary.
boys. Nasty.
which are both good, just be carefull around girls lol.
AND HO DEE HO DEE HOOO, YOU CANT USE LOL IN AN ESSAY, FUCK ME
speaking of essays, you should invest your money into a fake hand, your real ones gonna fall off sooner or later.
and btw, dont walk into the middle school bathrooms during 5&6th period, because that "random condom" you saw in the trash was really a smuggle job. and oh yeah, that means kids fuck eachother. Well, they put it on and just kiss. yup. Well atleast in MY old middle school they did.
by Kanye Breast June 15, 2017
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A hell whole that forces you learn against your own will at ages 4-18 also has bullies,ass wholes,loosers,fucktards,ect. in a addition to that you have mean teachers and principles that punish you for stupid things like eating somthing every natrual human being has to do or they will die. or youll get suspended for defending yourself in a fight that you didnt even start! they make you study intill your brain hurts write intill you get a musle spasm focusand listen itill your eyes and ears bleed.you know 30% you forget the crap they teach yo and another 30%you dont even use it in life so that leaves only 40% and you think thats it after working for like 7 or more hours a day they decide its not enough and take up 3or more hours of your day with homework supposedly for "practice" but if that was true if you didnt do it or get the answers right it wouldnt affect your grade and people who get crappy grades are not the only ones who dont like school ppl who dont have friends or get picked on alot dont like it and neither of thats me and i dont like it but its still not over at school you have to fit in or be popular if you dont wanna get picked on thats kinda fits in with the bully catogory.
I personaly think you should got to school only for what you will use in life the rest should be your choice if you wanna learn it or not then school would be more enjoy able
I personaly think you should got to school only for what you will use in life the rest should be your choice if you wanna learn it or not then school would be more enjoy able
regular day at school
student:"eats after lunch while in class cuz still hungry"
teacher:why are you not dieing from starvation from not eating
student:...
teacher: detion
Bully: punches student
student:"punches back and starts a fight"
teacher:your both suspended for 3 day and you have detion all day when you come back
student: but but he started it
teacher: how dare you question me 5 suspensions and 2 detion
student:"eats after lunch while in class cuz still hungry"
teacher:why are you not dieing from starvation from not eating
student:...
teacher: detion
Bully: punches student
student:"punches back and starts a fight"
teacher:your both suspended for 3 day and you have detion all day when you come back
student: but but he started it
teacher: how dare you question me 5 suspensions and 2 detion
by TheRealFact December 3, 2011
Get the School mug.A system used by the government to insure that they have enough people working the factories and giving them money.
The government purposely makes school very hard, so students will feel worthless and lose all hope in having a happy life. Students fail and can't get a great job. Resulting in them unwillingly working the factories and giving the government more money, just so they can brainlessly spend it on worthless stuff (like school) and go into debt. The debt then raises taxes and lessens even more the lives of the government slaves.
The government purposely makes school very hard, so students will feel worthless and lose all hope in having a happy life. Students fail and can't get a great job. Resulting in them unwillingly working the factories and giving the government more money, just so they can brainlessly spend it on worthless stuff (like school) and go into debt. The debt then raises taxes and lessens even more the lives of the government slaves.
"Oh look, schools are now using the common core. The government must look at the youth as one big group, who are all the same and whom can't thing for ourselves. Because, it's not like anyone is different or learns a different way (sarcasm)"
by #FearTheFuzzy September 18, 2014
Get the School mug.I was thinking about home schooling my child, but will be No Schooling instead, because who really needs algebra.
by MsFox November 2, 2013
Get the No Schooling mug.A place that every child is sent off to at a young age to become a completely un-creative, dull, emotionless shell of what may have turned out to be a decent human being if it weren't for the shitty teachers, self-esteem crushing social pressures, and constant powerlessness to the repetitive routine of getting up and attending 6 fucking lessons of something you hate every day for the rest of your life.
"Your school days are the best days of your life" - Teachers
"If the best days of your life means 12 years of doing the same old shit again and again surrounded by the same ignorant assholes every day, then sure, I guess you're right." - Students
"If the best days of your life means 12 years of doing the same old shit again and again surrounded by the same ignorant assholes every day, then sure, I guess you're right." - Students
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