When you sit down too quickly on a self lowering toilet seat and your large, swaying, impressive ballsack swings under the closing lid and your nutsack gets hella pinched.
Hey is McConnell coming? Nope, he tried to take a shit and got too impatient with the lid, old boy sat down and had a nutastrophy for real. No mo kids.
by Jeepsmash July 21, 2019
Get the Nutastrophy mug.When one (male) is going to the bathroom (usually for a number 2) and after the subjects nuts have been on the inside of the toilet bowl and come out cold.
"Dude I think im gonna be off my game for a while after that trip to the b-room"
" Man you got the Toilet Nuts?"
" Yeh dude they are as cold as the other side of the pillow"
" Man you got the Toilet Nuts?"
" Yeh dude they are as cold as the other side of the pillow"
by spencer vg. October 16, 2007
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Going your absolute craziest you can without being influenced by anything. This is usually something that will only happen a few times in your life. It is one of the greatest feelings there are.
Jenna: Boy, I'm real bored tonight
Leah: Well why don't you go nutbar nuts?
Jenna: That's a good idea
Leah: WOOO!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!
Later
Jenna: This feels FANTASTIC!
Leah: Well why don't you go nutbar nuts?
Jenna: That's a good idea
Leah: WOOO!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!
Later
Jenna: This feels FANTASTIC!
by Partyanimalsgoingnutbarnutz August 7, 2010
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"Screw that, man, you wrecked my car so you can suck dirty bull nuts, asshole," said johnny as he trekked off angrily.
"Screw that, man, you wrecked my car so you can suck dirty bull nuts, asshole," said johnny as he trekked off angrily.
by Johnny [Jaywalker] February 4, 2009
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by Sha Nay Nayy June 5, 2011
Get the DJ Dizz Nuts mug.A sex move with at least three gay guys. When a guy gets fucked in the ass, leaving shit on his partners cock when he pulls, another watching partner jacks his nut on the chocolate lollipop as he jams it in the mouth of the man who was ass fucked.
by 1 Nut Master 1 April 22, 2017
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