Muff dribble

A term of endearment but also an insult. Literally meaning the fluid from a vagina

Don't be silly, you fucking muff dribble

by Snakepig January 16, 2020

Seedy muff

A vagina which has been freshly ejaculated upon. Read: A pussy covered in jizz.

Girl 1: So how was the sex?
Girl 2: Not great, he gave me a seedy muff without permission.

by BrideOfSithis January 17, 2017

Muff chowder

muff chowder Another exhilarating word for muff cabbage but the more British term. Kinda like the word Fanny

I'm telling you guys, Hillary's muff chowder is second to none

by Wankmellon September 19, 2019

Muff Caroling

The act of singing holiday songs into a woman's vagina instead of preforming oral sex. Usually around the Christmas season.

Last Christmas eve i went muff caroling around the office party and promptly got fired.

by Att2455 January 11, 2014

Smoking the muff

The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.

Dude, anyone can smoke normally. You gotta try smoking the muff!

by Zombiestl October 8, 2017

Muff Cabbage

A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.

But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.

Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...

by CosmicEggplant October 18, 2010

muff dagger

your todger, old man , penis

get your leg open love, make room for me muff dagger

by algarve dave December 14, 2004