myspace

The domain of bandwagon losers, retards, wannabes of all sorts (i.e. wiggers and camera whores), skanks, skig-skags and scalawags, akin to Battle.net, but not nearly as fun.

myspacezombie:braaaains.....
person: yes, something you laaack...
myspacezombie:...plz talk about my paaage...
person:...go fuck off...

by aka_Pyro April 6, 2007

Myspace

A vehicle for self-promotion used by the most pathetic and mindless people in order to instill some sort of false meaning into their otherwise worthless lives. The most egocentric people in the world can be found on Myspace and pride themselves on posting pictures of their dumbass friends getting drunk with them. Unfortunately, they don't realize that anybody with a computer can access their profile and blackmail them using these wayward images. My personal favorite Myspace trend is when people put pictures of the gay bands that they like such as MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE or GREEN DAY or other despicable emo shit that doesn't deserve to see the light of day, as if they personally know the members of the band. Myspace is worthless and should be made into something useful, like a landfill.

Did you know that Dane Cook has a Myspace?
Yeah, that makes it totally gay.

by plumpkin December 28, 2005

myspace

A very addicting website that probably never works. It's very slow and always has problems. Myspace's population consists of mostly teens who photoshop all their pictures and obnoxiously place an X over their cleavage for attention. They also add everybody they've made eye contact with, basicly their whole life. People also post a ton of bulletins, with those retarted viruses that they're too lazy to change their password to get rid of and chain letters. i.e.-A CLOWN MURDERED LIKE 2 CHILDRENZ. REPOST OR DIE. KTHX. O AND COMMENT MI PICSHURZ PLZ.k.

omg LOL on myspace my pikshure had cleavage...X !!! HEHEHEHH

12 year old: hehehehe i lied!! on my myspacizzle i put that i was 15!! isntead of TWELEVE!! hehehe

EVERIBODIE BETTUR CMNT MI PIKSHURS ON MYSPACE OR U WILL ALL BE SHUNNED LIKE LOL!!!!

by lolololololololololololol May 4, 2007

Myspace Bangin

The Act of bangin or arguing over tha internet mainly myspace; gang bangin over myspace;

"Yeah we was Myspace Bangin but them cats don't wanna see me in real life"

by Dat Dude31 May 8, 2008

myspace

This website has been stereotyped completley wrong.
This site is NOT just for those so-called scene/emo kids. This site is a way to connect with your friends, and share your individual photography with them. For example, I do NOT whore myself. And not everyone does. So all you guys shut up about it being a stupid website, because you can express yourself here more than any site.

The girls who get raped on this site are the ones putting themselves in danger by adding people they don't know....It's their own fault, so STOP BLAMING MYSPACE!

Myspace is an addictive website though, for you find yourself checking messages every five seconds. If you see something that says "omg!!! I will totally ignore you if you leave a message! I only want comments!!" That's a signal that they are full of themselves and prolly have no real friends on the site and only want attention. I personally think that's ridicolus. Myspace is not a ego-boosting piece of crap. It is a place for people to talk to their friends, family, and what not who may live in different cities. Ever think of that? NO, but all of you automatically think one thing, and almost every definition is completely untrue.

My boyfriend found a friend that he hasn't seen in 10 years, they're finally talking again. If it wasn't for myspace, they would have lost touch.

by KK magic May 30, 2006

myspace

Creepy, pathetic, insecure guys (read: wimps) use this website to stalk girls they're too scared to talk to. All this loser has to do is simply type in her name in MySpace and he would have access to her information and her pictures.

Other uses include:
1. Feeling self-important by posting info about his/her life no one really cares about (I like to watch BBC).
2. Whining about the smallest "problems" they face in their silver spoon life (boo-hoo, my Porsche's not a turbo).

Loser: *sees girl* Wow, she's pretty. I must know her name but I'm too chicken to walk up to girls and say hello. Maybe one of her friends will shout out her name! Then I can look her up on myspace, get some of her pics, and jack off to them! Boo-hoo...I'm gonna die a virgin.

by CarUS July 29, 2008

Drunk MySpace

Like the Drunk Dial except instead of using a telephone to contact an individual you use your MySpace.com account to either message, comment, picture comment, or blog about your current intoxication.

To become inebriated and then proceed to leave comments of questionable nature on your friend's MySpace page.

<Phil> Oh man! I think I drunk myspaced Lily last night, maybe I can go back and delete my comment before she reads it...
<Greg> Yeah, you might want to do that, you were pretty trashed!

by Saint Robby June 11, 2006