mini sub

The name of a small turd that roams your bathtub when you fart too hard in the tub and it accidentally comes out.

What took you so long taking a bath?
I had a hard time catching the mini sub that came out when farted in the tub.

by madtube April 22, 2014

Mini man

A young, attractive man, of shorter stature. Mini men are real mean, they just come in a smaller, cuter package.

The term suggests that these men often possess a charming appeal and dynamic energy which makes them stand out in a crowd, regardless of their height.

Despite being the shortest in his group of friends, Jake was the quintessential mini man, with his charismatic personality, good looks, and quick wit, always the life of the party.

by Urbanfreestyle612 July 27, 2023

Mini-memes

Your children. A descriptive term for a similar, albeit distorted, analog of your own self.

My and my mini-memes will be over at noon for the family BBQ. My mini memes are so well behaved!

by EliMoonburn September 11, 2022

mini b'gee

a mini version of b'gee, created as a weapon to fight off the evil valrog.

"oh my god, it's a mini b'gee! and it looks JUST LIKE ME!"

by Nicks October 12, 2004

mini softy

No erection, cant get a boner

I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success

by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024

Mini games Kid

Younger people in gorilla tag that go around screaming “WANNA PLAY MINI-GAMES?” That usually wear party hats.

There was a mini games kid screaming in the lobby.

by Chalip July 23, 2024

Mini-Lava Flow

The act of having a chub cock and beating it off. When you finally cum the penis is 2” above the wrap of your hand and semen blasts in the air and some trickles down your hand like miniature lava flows.. you then flick the semen that’s around your think band pointer finger at an object eg a woman a dog a small animal and so on

Me:Damn mike Shannon’s mad at me!
Mike:why
Me:I was performing a Mini-Lava Flow for my girlfriend Shannon and I thought the lava the pooled on the bottom of my hand would look good on her so I flicked it and hit her near the eyes with it
Mike:Damn, savage

by King anal hair February 16, 2019