Middle Finger Promise

A ridiculously strong and ever-lasting oath. If broken, results in flipping off the promise-breaking party by the promisee as well as loss of respect and other unspeakable emotional, physiological, and physical consequences. More binding than a pinky promise. Abbreviated as MFP.

I flipped her off after school today because she hooked up with him, even after she Middle Finger Promised me she wouldn't.

by thecockblockersss June 16, 2010

put my finger on it

identify something exactly

It is, for me, more and more difficult to remember, to *put my finger on it. Life escapes me.

by amycocoa June 2, 2014

finger fun

A smooth move to pull on a girl instead of askin to finger her. An act of female masterbation

' hey gurl you up for some finger fun ? '

by dj tiddyriddler January 11, 2006

Middle Finger

A finger that's typically used to tell people to go to hell and/or to fuck themselves by being positioned upright while the other fingers are facing down inside the palm of the hand.

I don't regard the middle finger as a negative physical gesture; whenever someone flicks me off I always assume they're conveying, "Excuse me kind sir, but I'd like to introduce you to the pleasures of prostate massage." To which I respond, "Why thank you considerate stranger, I gratefully accept your generous offer; please lead the way so we may begin to experiment."

by Professor McBadass July 19, 2011

Finger painting

Wiping the residue from your fingers onto a womans back after fingering them.

After fingering a girl, I lover finger painting smiley faces on their lower back.

by Super Beast 92 June 11, 2011

Four Finger Club

A very exclusive club joined only by those who pass the initiation test. The test consists of inserting four fingers in ones vaginal crevice.

"Why is you pussy so fuckin loose?... Oh your in that four finger club arn't you?"

by Mike Rizzle January 9, 2005

finger blasting

Using your fingers to pleasure a females vaginal region. Basically fucking a girl with your fingers.

Man, I was finger blasting this chick last night.

by Roz October 28, 2003