relationcanoe

A relation that starts off fun, ends up taking a bunch of work and doesn't get that far.

I thought she was the love of my life, but it ended up being just another relationcanoe.

by Jason Whiteaker February 2, 2007

Erection

When your Penis gets hard from sexual thoughts, sights, or stimulations

"Aw man, Jessica's big tits are giving me a giant erection"

"James, stick your thick erection up my pussy!"

by BonerGuy17 October 25, 2016

Vaginal Erection

Mmm...got a whiff of his cologne? Did he just take his shirt off at the gym? Did you start to feel a little tingly...down there? Perhaps a bit moist? And almost like your clitoris is standing 6 feet tall? Well girl, you've just suffered from a vaginal erection.

I was sitting at my desk and when he walked by I smelled his cologne. I had to run to the bathroom after I realized I'd just had a vaginal erection.

by vaginiqua October 26, 2011

Settling Relationship

Where the male in the relationship settles for a woman that's way below his league when he could have a better, more creative woman. This woman is probably very ugly and the male is only dating her to feel more confident about himself and will receive ridicule and social torture until he either commits suicide or ends the horrible, bound to fail, relationship.

boy 1: "Dude did you hear about Dan?"

boy 2: "No man, what happened?"

boy 1: "Well i have some bad news...he's dating Jessica."

boy 2: "Dude! She's fucking ugly!"

boy 1: "I know man, he settled, he could have had Tabby."

boy 2: "What a dumbass. Lets go make fun of his Settling Relationship."

by CoolStoryBroseph March 25, 2010

Relationship Hole

The orifice that most women will not let you enter unless they're either a filthy slut or in a committed relationship.

AKA Cruisin' the Hershey highway, Butt sex, Aiming for her starfish etc..

"I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole"

by The Freakin' Rican July 5, 2009

public relations

in a typical adventuring team, this is the heavy fire power and combat expert

public relations: eat lead!

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

healthy relationship

There is no such thing

“there is no such thing as a healthy relationship “

by Shaddixx May 15, 2018