Racial Identity Disorder

A dissociative disorder, most commonly seen in white teens living in upper class suburbs, that results in those affected adopting behaviors and mannerisms of a race other than their own.

Aaron: Oh my god! Zach's blasting Chief Keef again.

Kevin: He's such a wigger. He must have racial identity disorder.

by Zimmernotguiltyman November 26, 2014

attention dating deficit disorder

A syndrome, usually diagnosed in single people who are subscribed to any online dating service, characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness, a short attention span, and often hyperactivity, and interfering especially with ever maintaining a long and lasting relationship.

I met the most wonderful woman for drinks last night. She’s perfect. Smart, funny, sexy as hell. I think she may be the one… Oh wow! Dude you should see who just “winked” at me on Match. Oh I can’t wait to meet this one! Sorry…what was I just saying before? What? C'mon I don't have attention dating deficit disorder. I'm just picky.

by timbre December 12, 2013

DiorDolls

An overly obssessed fan club made up of tweens and MILFS who stalk Justin Dior Combs on twitter/facebook/tinychat and any other remotely way they can think of!!

DIORDOLLS CONVERSATION

Diordoll- "Let's act like some groupie whores so Justin will notice us on twitter!"

Diordoll 2- "He tweeted me back a smiley face, i'm in love!!"

Diordoll 3- "I'm gunna change my twit name to @iTackledJDior so he'll notice me!!!!! :-)))

by JDCWifey September 8, 2010

borderline personality disorder

A condition where one is not broken, but forever in need of being fixed.

And there is nothing anyone can ever do.

You will always feel this way.

Fuck borderline personality disorder. Fuck examples. You are a bitch.

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 24, 2008

Attachment Deficit Disorder

Someone who is constantly leaving out attachments when sending e-mails, has Attachment Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.). (Similar to Attention Deficit Disorder, but with attachment's).

Mike: email RE: You gotta see this wicked vid!!!

Jeff: opens blank email Huh? There's nothing here! That dudes got Attachment Deficit Disorder

by kishmich October 8, 2008

Online Personality Disorder (OPD)

Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, becomes someone and/or something they are not.
(Not to be confused with Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

Gladys, who in reality is 500 lbs overweight, toothless, and full of acne, posts something like:
"I"m 5 foot 2, petite, HOT and have 4 Masters Degrees in Hospitality and Tourism."
No, Gladys has Online Personality Disorder (OPD)

by JayyTheOrc January 4, 2009

John Mayer Disorder

Abbreviated with the acronym JMD, it is a mental state of being when one hears a song and devolops a liking for it, but abruptly changes their feelings about the song upon hearing the name of the artist or group who preforms the song. Getting it's name originally from the reaction by people first listening to the songs produced by artst John Mayer, but has and can be used for other groups and artists.

Jen: Hey, I like this song! Who sings this?
Sara: Lady Antebellum.
Jen: Oh. Turn it off.
Sara: I thought you liked it?
Jen: I can't now, it's classic John Mayer Disorder.

by littlebrownlab April 28, 2011