Deuce Deuce Mafia

A group of friends, usually guys, who always announce when they need to shit.

(Chuck)Yo, Jesse, where you goin'?

(Jesse) Deuce Deuce Mafia, DAWG!!

by Bobbblett July 17, 2006

WHAT THA DEUCE!

Appropriate response when an act, event, opinion, or statement is stupid, and/or ridiculous, doesn't make sense or is just plain fucked up.

KITTY: Hey Red, guess what I'm getting my husband for our anniversary?....I'm having laser hair removal!!

RED: WHAT THA DEUCE!

by wudupyo11 December 4, 2009

Deuces

The act of pleasuring your partner by inserting your index finger into her vagina while inserting your middle finger into her anus and licking her clitoris simultaniously.

My girl was pissed at me last night so I had to throw up the deuces in her to make it all better.

by ERV January 27, 2011

Deucebag

This term stems from the word deuchebag and refers to people from Ann Arbor who think that Ann Arbor is the greatest city in the whole world and always talk about how great it is and how they loved growing up there and that everything in their city is better than everything in your city.

Almost everyone you will meet that grew up in Ann Arbor is a deucebag.

by gooseneck jib December 15, 2009

deuce bag

A tennis player who is losing at first, but then catches up and ties, often angering the player who was once in the lead.

Player 1: "Hmmm... looks like we're tied!"

Player 2: "You're such a deuce bag."

by conman69 June 10, 2008

A DEUCE

a 22oz beer usually in a glass bottle

im gonna chug A DEUCE tonight.

by jadakiss_here November 15, 2006

half a deuce

One ounce of codeine/promethazine syrup. Literally, the term means one half of two ounces. Make sense?

Guy 1: Hey, man, you got any lean?
Guy 2: How much you want?
Guy 1: Half a deuce.
Guy 2: Yeah, if you got twenty.

by "Smelly" Zach March 14, 2006