Definitions by ERV

Slap-chop

When a stripper on the stage looks at you with her legs spread and starts slapping her vagina with her hand like the "slap-chop" vegatable cutter on the infomercial.

Did you see that chick last night hittin her pussy like a fuckin "slap-chop"! Looked like she was trying to dice a whole bag of oinions

Slap-chop by ERV July 11, 2011

Deuces 

The act of pleasuring your partner by inserting your index finger into her vagina while inserting your middle finger into her anus and licking her clitoris simultaniously.

My girl was pissed at me last night so I had to throw up the deuces in her to make it all better.

Deuces by ERV January 27, 2011

the three wheeler 

While engaging in doggystyle intercourse with your wife/girlfriend insert your thumb into your partners anus and work it in and out like an old school three wheeler thumb throttle.

Doing my lady last night from behind I pulled "the three wheeler" out on her!!!

the three wheeler by ERV February 14, 2010