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An unpleasant meal, usually followed by numerous complaints or vomiting.
Mother: Guess what's for dinner... my special meatloaf!

Child: Oh, great! Another one of mom's culinary abortions.
by conman69 June 09, 2008

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A tennis player who is losing at first, but then catches up and ties, often angering the player who was once in the lead.
Player 1: "Hmmm... looks like we're tied!"

Player 2: "You're such a deuce bag."
by conman69 June 10, 2008

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