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funeral close

A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died.
So who's this girl Beryl I hear about?

Just a friend. We're not even funeral close.
by Snathans January 6, 2009
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Lebmuh Clog

"Eleven o'Clock", typically pronounced by a street person or wino; The normal time they are awakened by the local constabulary.

Similar terms include "Foe Clog" (4 o'clock), "Sebmuh Clog" (7 o'clock) and "Ay Clog" (8 o'clock).

Pronunciations are not necessarily exclusive to race (ie, Ebonics), as many street people end up speaking this way from the consequences of bad dental habits.
Cop - "C'mon fella, wake up and get the hell off that bench. Dont'cha know what time it is?"

Street dude - "Sho' do, officer. It's lebmuh clog."
by Professor Al August 2, 2009
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Eye Closer

A novel concept developed by Akash and Ilya.
The word refers to drinking prior to going to sleep.

It exempts you from being labeled as an alcoholic due to the current CAGE criteria:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
You ready for our eye closer?
by gman12458811 November 17, 2010
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Fladbury Close

The amazing place where Helena, Dayna, Sophie and Nyall live. Is In the great D-Y !!!
We live in fladbury close now
by HootHoot December 6, 2012
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Too close to Alabama.

When a person too closely resembles or reminds you of a relative to be attractive.
Bro1: yo check hey out she’s fine! Go talk to her!
Bro2: Naw man, she’s too close to Alabama.
by Jack O. Cummings August 12, 2019
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Nog Clogger

by Dr. Entermith December 8, 2020
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Playground's Closed

When the old ladys' knocked up and you aint getting any tail
my wife is pregnant but i want some pussy, i guess the playground's closed.
by urquie8910 January 24, 2011
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