Classic Bardakoff
Classic Bardakoff by brighteyedathena March 2, 2022
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Example 1: Man, some of those FOBR boardies have over 15000 posts! They need a life!
Example 2: ...but I love those boards so much! The boardies are my friends! (etc, etc...)
Example 2: ...but I love those boards so much! The boardies are my friends! (etc, etc...)
boardie by Leah [xclandestinexgirlx] June 1, 2006
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chair boarding
The new sport that's sweeping the nation. It's a combination of skateboarding and office chairs. It rocks.
The rules dictate that a person must be sitting on an office chair that has the ability to adjust height and back rest. It must also be able to spin, that is a must.
To participate you must kick off the floor in a spinning motion (called an "ollie," by the veterans of the sport,) and then bust out some sick, ill moves without putting your feet back on the floor until you wish to "land."
Marks are scored out of ten in three different categories, giving a final score out of thirty. The categories are style (how the boarder incorporated the adjustment features in their spin), revolutions (how many times the chair spins during that one particular move) and pizazz (leg grabs, flip reverses, any sick move that your ill mind can think of).
Points are deducted for falling off the chair, bad pizzaz (bizazz if you will) and doing a crap landing (the pros call this, "bailing.")
The sport is still in it's infancy but I suggest you join up now so in five years when it's all the rage you can be like "man, I was chair boarding before you even knew what it was you big gay jaborni.
The rules dictate that a person must be sitting on an office chair that has the ability to adjust height and back rest. It must also be able to spin, that is a must.
To participate you must kick off the floor in a spinning motion (called an "ollie," by the veterans of the sport,) and then bust out some sick, ill moves without putting your feet back on the floor until you wish to "land."
Marks are scored out of ten in three different categories, giving a final score out of thirty. The categories are style (how the boarder incorporated the adjustment features in their spin), revolutions (how many times the chair spins during that one particular move) and pizazz (leg grabs, flip reverses, any sick move that your ill mind can think of).
Points are deducted for falling off the chair, bad pizzaz (bizazz if you will) and doing a crap landing (the pros call this, "bailing.")
The sport is still in it's infancy but I suggest you join up now so in five years when it's all the rage you can be like "man, I was chair boarding before you even knew what it was you big gay jaborni.
"Yo want a game of chair boardin?"
"Yeah dude, radical to the max!"
"Shut up."
"O.K."
"Actually, you can't play because you're a chump who falls of their chair, get some control man."
"Fair point, fair point."
"Yeah dude, radical to the max!"
"Shut up."
"O.K."
"Actually, you can't play because you're a chump who falls of their chair, get some control man."
"Fair point, fair point."
chair boarding by Ian Mckenna May 17, 2005
Fansy the Famous Bard
An aincent being from a time before the internet was clogged up with retard memes. An infamous bard on an Everquest server.
In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
I used to be Fansy the Famous Bard's friend, but I haven't heard from him for over 10 years. He's most likely moved on.. Fansy, if you read this remember me!
Fansy the Famous Bard by Douchebag82 November 29, 2011
Semen-Boarding
When A LOT of semen is poured over the face of an immobilized captive, causing the individual to experience the sensation of drowning in semen.
-"Hey masturbate into this cup for me"
--"WTF? Why?"
-"For America."
--"What?"
-"I'm in the middle of semen-boarding this terrorist, and I ran out of semen"
--"WTF? Why?"
-"For America."
--"What?"
-"I'm in the middle of semen-boarding this terrorist, and I ran out of semen"
Semen-Boarding by Honestly, I'm batman. August 6, 2011