Cock Muffs

My cock muffs are hurting me today he really drilled me last night
by # Sally from The Valley June 10, 2018
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Muff-Martyr

One who promotes their homosexuality to advance their popularity, celebrity status, or political gain.
That one muff-martyr that played "Doogie Howser" was back in the news today:
by Bulldog fan October 14, 2016
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muff nuzzler

The soft, nose-driven caress of a vagina post-cunnilingus during the waning stages of an orgasm. Usually shared among lesbians.
I never took Debra to be a muff nuzzler, but Goddamn, she surely knows how to nuzzle a muff.
by Smashleigh0713 September 11, 2018
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Smoking the muff

The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.
Dude, anyone can smoke normally. You gotta try smoking the muff!
by Zombiestl October 08, 2017
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Seedy muff

A vagina which has been freshly ejaculated upon. Read: A pussy covered in jizz.
Girl 1: So how was the sex?
Girl 2: Not great, he gave me a seedy muff without permission.
by BrideOfSithis January 18, 2017
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Muff Cabbage

A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.

But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.
Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...
by CosmicEggplant October 16, 2010
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muff dagger

get your leg open love, make room for me muff dagger
by algarve dave December 14, 2004
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