ROB

rob: little kid toucher
rob loves kids a little too much

rob is a name commonly used to describe a sexual deviant who touches anyone and everyone in there precious parts
rob will fuck cats dogs kids women men newborns todlers and even dead corpses

i hate rob

by paultr17 December 29, 2023

National Rob A Bank Day

January 7th

Your honor, I can't go to jail, it was National Rob A Bank Day.

by edgeverse January 11, 2024

Rob-T

RobT is something you call a person, when they act weird around girls. If you catch a guy acting weird around a girl, maybe he is nervous or being weird then shout "ROBT".

This is a commen thing to say when you are out in town for the night and see they boys trying to get some gals.

You walk by a boy and a girl. The boy is acting goofy around the girl, and then you shout "ROB-T"

by CreatorofROBT February 4, 2024

Rob

Someone who is too energetic, comes off as annoying. you want to tell him to settle down with all his remarks and high sprung energy but then you realize that this is just the type of person he is. needless to say doesn't have a lot of friends just a small group of people who he hangs out with. probably one of the most energetic smart asses you'll ever meet in your life has no chill and seems to be always talking about something that no one cares about. people tend to try to avoid him just because its so hard to keep up with his energy.

Rob) so you know today this happened and than I was like no way and then this happened and I was like what double no way

Person 1) (in my head) please shut up please shut up please shut up.

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023

Rob Mutton

usually seen in a field or walking to Aldi.
gets his hair sheared (as he is a sheep)
walks like a little girl.

rob mutton has no pubes

by x ben english x April 28, 2023

Half a Rob

Phrase, Slang, Twitter Joke, Patreon Blunder
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.

I have a tummy ache and pulled a half a rob so I had to run to the bathroom.

by LeaPeea May 9, 2023

Tag Rob

A blond dude who spends a lot of time at the gym. He falls asleep in class but somehow manages to get an A.

“Hey bestie did you see the text in the group chat?”
“Ya it was Tag Rob”
“No surprise there”

by P. Erf Ecked December 3, 2022