Texas Big Gulp

When a girl is bending over and you unexpectedly whip out your dick, shove it in her mouth and cum down her throat.

Guy1: Did you hear what happened last night?
Guy2: No...
Guy1: Tom did the texas big gulp to your mom!
Guy2: Fuck.......

by The Penir Kitty September 26, 2010

Springtown, Texas

A very small town in Texas outside of Fort Worth. A town so small, that once you get outside of Azle, you slowly watch civilization, and intelligent life disappear. Known for having one red-light, a McDonalds, a Chicken Express, a couple of Mexican Resturaunts and one grocery store. One might actually go as far as to say that if you are driving through Springtown, you may not want to blink as you may actually miss it.

-Dude, did we just drive through Springtown, Texas?
-Yeah, why?
-Cause one minute we were in Azle, I blinked and now we're headed to Weatherford.

by Paeapparently July 1, 2009

texas bootstrap

When a rugged older man rubs his rough taint on a younger lady's face/mouth

Sure I'm getting up there in age, but that doesn't stop me from going to a bar by the college and finding a nice young broad to give a texas bootstrap to.

by serequiem May 2, 2007

Texasian

One who is Texan and Asian. ^^

Christy is a Texasian because she was a native born Texan and is Vietnamese.

by Smelyalata January 27, 2009

Texas Instrument

When you are fucking a girl in cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position while she plays an instrument with her asshole.

My girl was playing a texas instrument last night in bed

by Cellucci November 30, 2018

textgasm

The act of ultimate arousal when an overload of texts makes your phone vibrate until you reach the point of orgasm (usually female)

My boo just send me another 25 texts. I think he was trying to give me another textgasm. Maybe next time I'll keep it in my shirt pocket.

by MandyWalsh June 22, 2008

Textard

n. The combination of the words 'text' and 'retard'. Used to describe someone that will constantly use text-speak nearly to the point of you wanting to slap them several times for looking so unintelligent and all-around annoying. However, using frequent text language, with the acception of cell phones and actual text usage, does not make one a textard. To be a textard, they must use text-speak constantly for virtually every word in the sentence when it's unnecessary.

AIM discussion:

RosesRed33: Hey, whats up?

Textard41: OMG liek hai!! omfg i saw teh awesomest moveh evar, it wuz amazin, cuz i went 2 teh 1 thtre w/ mah bf that wuz kool, rite??

RosesRed33: Ugh, will you please stop talking like a textard? It's really annoying.

by TheWhatGirl September 11, 2009