1 definition by TheWhatGirl
n. The combination of the words 'text' and 'retard'. Used to describe someone that will constantly use text-speak nearly to the point of you wanting to slap them several times for looking so unintelligent and all-around annoying. However, using frequent text language, with the acception of cell phones and actual text usage, does not make one a textard. To be a textard, they must use text-speak constantly for virtually every word in the sentence when it's unnecessary.
AIM discussion:
RosesRed33: Hey, whats up?
Textard41: OMG liek hai!! omfg i saw teh awesomest moveh evar, it wuz amazin, cuz i went 2 teh 1 thtre w/ mah bf that wuz kool, rite??
RosesRed33: Ugh, will you please stop talking like a textard? It's really annoying.
RosesRed33: Hey, whats up?
Textard41: OMG liek hai!! omfg i saw teh awesomest moveh evar, it wuz amazin, cuz i went 2 teh 1 thtre w/ mah bf that wuz kool, rite??
RosesRed33: Ugh, will you please stop talking like a textard? It's really annoying.
by TheWhatGirl September 11, 2009