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weatherford 

the most winning name on earth , used to describe a person that is amazing and Chuck Norris like.
josh Weatherford wins at life
weatherford by hoshua winns November 1, 2011
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Weatherford 

In Tupelo, MS a commonly a synnonym for extremely homosxual or Jewish. It's is the opposite of Chuck Norris.
Man, he is so weatherford that if he was any more weatherford, he'd be weatherfordx2.

Weatherford Highschool

Smells like crack on the daily, fights whippin in every bathroom you pull up to. Admistrators don't know what the fuck they doin.

Weatherford Texas 

A place where you go to live. And end up never leaving. Full of truck sluts, diesel douches, mommy and daddys wallets and a bunch of meth addicts.

The birth place of the clap apocalypse 2015. The only place you can get black smoked, beat up by a 28 year old twice your size at a highschool party then get your dicked sucked by a random girl.
Weatherford Texas? ohh, you mean piece of shit?
Weatherford Texas by Daddycummy69 August 26, 2016

Weatherford Community College 

(n.)-a synonym for the most strenuous, boring circle of hell. This circle distinguishes itself from the other circles of hell by having more rednecks, more cowboys, more old people, more middle aged smokers with rolling backpacks, less sexy people, less intelligence and ultimately, less FUN.
WC Student #1 - Jesus will save me from the flames of hell's eternal fury.

WC Student #2 - Nah, bro. We go to Weatherford Community College.

Weatherford highschool

A nigger shit hole school east of Fort Worth where niggers, smelly mexicans, and weak little fortnite playing juul smoking white boy cucks who jerk each other off in the bathroom and hit their box mods go. The weed in weatherford is garbage trailer park shit that is sold for $15 to $25 a g to dumb high school kids. Every year the football team gets together to drink and smoke blunts of K2 and spice, then the weatherford High Football Team take turns fucking a blacked out drunk 13 year old girl in her ass and pussy with no rubbers.

In weatherford if you are a football player it is tradition to have your dad buy you a truck, get hammered drunk, and rape a freshman in it with 3 of your buddies in order to "christen" your new vehicle. Don't forget to smoke k2 legal herbal blend in the school bathroom before you and gurt go rape a girls pussy on the fertile shores of weatherford lake.

The white girls at weatherford are such huge sluts that most of them take xanax and fuck niggers every weekend.
"Have you been to Weatherford highschool?"
"Yeah, why?"
"It's the worst fucking school in Northern Texas, twin."

Waterford PA 

Aka George Washington's stomping grounds. Where you can walk down main street, which is called High Street smoking a blunt with no problem except that everyone you pass wants to chief your shit. The highest concentration of antique stores, salons, & bars per square mile in the whole United States. Where a delusional old lady Bunny kisses you on your neck every time you see her & calls you her child. The only time there is a traffic jam is during Heritage Days & it's all under the one light in the entire town. The only town in America where if you see one black guy it won't be at night. You can find weed or beer before you can find any minority. Instead of sub-divisions you have trailer parks. The town where the only grocery store changes its name every year & a half. Our past gym teacher won a ring during the first Super Bowl with the Green Bay Packers. R.I.P. Baddest wresters in the land of America. We have as many wrestling state trophies as losing seasons for the football team though. Peep the girls volleyball team though. Overall, "Fuck It Once A Bison Always A Bison."
"Friday night football games, in Waterford PA is your best opportunity to get laid."

"Eating Betty's in Waterford PA at 4:30AM is the best hang over cure."

"Get drunk & get your haircut."
Waterford PA by 420BisonStonedGenius's September 23, 2011
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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