james southern the most loving caring person with a heat of gold if he loves you he loves u more then love its self he will never purposely hurt u and would never let anyone eles hurt u as well he will always protect u no matter what he will carry you through all your hard times and sheild u when it starts to rain he will blame himself for not being there if u do get hurt and will pick u up again to fix your heart as his handsome looks will sweep u off the ground once you get to know his personality your gonna be in heaven if there is heaven he would be an angel he is somene you always want to be around and he makes saying goodbye so hard and saying hello so easy a loyal friend and boyfriend his smile coud brighten your day up his laugh could chase away all evil his gentile personality warms you as he does have a bit of a temper but would only use it to protect you and if he trusts u he trusts u with all his heart he does what he thinks is right but also knows how to party and have fun can take bears down like no one eles can and is always up for a laugh
by james southern July 18, 2017
Get the james southernmug. a beautiful gs4 steam locomotive painted in a eye catching orange/red and black color scheme, who had a pee pee accident in west texas nicknamed the west texas drawbar (it also contains peanuts)
by great northern 1246 November 4, 2023
Get the southern pacific daylight 4449mug. A man ejaculates into a woman's face more specifically into her nose, she then inhales heavily snorting it through her nose into her mouth
by Peepeesauce556 May 2, 2017
Get the Southern snootermug. The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
- Did you hear about David getting arrested?
- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by anonymous December 19, 2021
Get the Southern Unicorn Cookmug. A southern cock lozenge is an method of oral sex where either partner can dissolve an throat lozenge in their mouth, spit the remains in their hands, and masturbate and massage (jackoff) all over the penis and have it sucked. This method can also be performed by introducing saliva to the partner's penis, and masturbate the partner with the throat lozenge in their hands, or the partner can simply place the throat lozenge in his or her mouth, and began to perform oral sex to the recipient.
by Groovious February 10, 2019
Get the Southern Cock Lozengemug. Beer.
person 1: this gumbo is gonna taste like shit
person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine
person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine
by comfortedreality May 4, 2023
Get the southern watermug. "Have you seen how little gravy Lee put on his Sunday dinner?"
"I know, what a pathetic Southern Drizzle"
"I know, what a pathetic Southern Drizzle"
by BigSmack October 22, 2023
Get the Southern Drizzlemug.