Straight Sized

A person who has self control in their food consumption and is therefore at a healthy body weight

'I hate sitting next to a straight sized person on the bus, they take up half of my second seat'

by BertYoderYT October 25, 2022

it's not the size, it's how you use it

something people with small penises say

Guy 1: "If you really want to please a girl, it's not the size, it's how you use it!"

Guy 2: "STFU tiny dick."

by Ekonftwroflmaolol January 15, 2010

Shizer Mon

Shizer Mon can be used in basically any way you want it. This work is multi functional.

Glenn: Yo what up shizer mon!

Corey: Yea that is the shizer mon!

Tommy: Yo when we goin to this shizer mon?

by The D Train November 3, 2006

smile

The thing which all beauty emits from.

Her smile shone like a rainbow and I saw her true beauty.

by melonfreshh December 30, 2010

king size

Something well good. Doesn't refer to physical size but rather the big amount of joy something brings.

This tune is king size!

by drinkbord December 31, 2011

fallout 3 sizes

height

adult:5'10" (147cm)
child:4'10" (178cm)

weight

adult male:165lb (75kg)
adult female:132lb (60kg)
child:88lb (40kg)

And that's their actual fallout 3 sizes.

by wills0 December 27, 2010

Stalker Smile

Noun.
Used when referring to someone who's smile makes you feel uncomfortable. Usually a full toothed grin with widened eyes and raised eyebrows. You usually find yourself expecting them to say, "Hey kids, get in the van, I have candy for you."

Guy: You know Barney? He totally has a stalker smile.

Guy2: I know, right? I can just picture him on the news for rape charges.

Or

Girl: Mr. (Insert creepy teacher's name here) has such a stalker smile. It creeps me out. I can't stand to be in his classes.
Girl2: Ugh me either. It always feels like he's checking me out.

by My Dad Has A Stalker Smile February 26, 2010