Stupidity of the Masses

People who add words to the dictionary such as 'Stupidity of the Masses'.

The Stupidity of the Masses is killing me. Literally.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Irreducible Stupidity

1. Any person or crackpot idea that is outright retarded, misleading, or completely illogical beyond all reason.
2. Something that cannot get any stupider than it currently is.
3. Bullshit that can't be broken down into simper forms of complex absurdity.

For example, pseudoscience.

"Intelligent Design fits the criteria of pseudoscience perfectly because it completely lacks any genuine science and its adherents operate solely on making baseless assertions and speculation. Its ideas cannot be falsified through the scientific method because it deliberately fails to produce valid, testable data to confirm its claims. Irreducible complexity is indeed irreducible stupidity at its finest. Intelligent Design is unworthy to be taught in public schools because it has literally nothing to offer."

"Creationism is a joke. It appeals only to the weak-minded and is simply an intellectually lazy excuse to be willfully ignorant of real empirical science. The irreducible stupidity of creationism and its advocates is simply unfathomable."

"That dumbass thinks the world is 6,000 years old and that dinosaurs once lived together with humans. He is so irreducibly stupid. Did he purposely fail high school biology, or did he get his so-called "facts" from a church? He is such a n00b."

"Anyone who can stare directly in the face of evidence for evolution and still have the audacity to ignore it has to be willfully uneducated—more accurately, irreducibly stupid."

"Nuff said.

by EvolvedExpert May 12, 2011

stuck on stupid

When someone just doesn't get it, repeatedly;your mind draws a blank for the longest

by A. October 26, 2003

stupicide

The act of attempting suicide but failing miserably because of your own stupidity and only succeeding in embarassing yourself.

I committed stupicide last night. I stuck my head in the oven to gas myself and then I remembered I've got an electric cooker.

by rubble May 19, 2006

stupid ass mother fucker

someone dumb as fucking shit and whose useless as nipples on a man

He's a stupid ass mother fucker.

by kitten cat fucker August 5, 2010

STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔

when your stupid horse makes you fall out of your porche, and makes you lose all the money in your bank account so you just have to scream "oh no!"

You:*loses all the money in your bank account* STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔

ME:*Starts chanting stupid horse* STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔

by Secretly a simp February 6, 2021

You're stupid

Something you say to someone when they are just completely immature and like to say "HULLO!" alot.

Devon: Hi Jess, I'm Devon.
Jess: Piss off. You're stupid!

by Devonandjess February 9, 2009